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Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!
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Except that it would be a girl whose truck leaves…that’s who they build trucks for these days.
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Went shopping for stuff so my wife can make Christmas treats. Apparently she is well-stocked for eye of newt, but a little short on ass of mole.
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I bet my grandkids would go for that!
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Ravens certainly laid an egg last night!
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Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, the neighbor politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?"
"My goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your nasty cat."
"My goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your nasty cat."
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My M.D., at may last physical started in to questioning me about my constipation. I told him I didn't give a $hi+.
I've seen one cartoon showing two unicorns on a hill, surrounded by water, watching the ark float away in the distance. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, that was today?".
I think you're full of $hi+.
Isn't that a PoA prerequisite?
I wouldn’t $hi+ you, you’re my favorite turd.
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That, or a Pink Floyd fan.
*sigh*
This is what happens when you don't check NOTAMs for unlit towers:
This is what happens when you don't check NOTAMs for unlit towers:
Ok, you won the internet today.
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The judge asked me if I was an alcoholic.
I plead the fifth.
I plead the fifth.
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I bet the Ven diagram intersection is larger than you would think!
Depending on your perspective… I could see how that could be relevant.
I know a physicist and several surgeons who are Pink Floyd fans. Although I don’t know him, a famous engineer is also a tremendous fan…his name Alan Parsnip, or something like that.
When we were stationed at Fort Carson, we used to volunteer on the hotline. Fun times, and the story gets retold every year. The most accurate version I’ve found is linked below.
The real story of how NORAD began tracking Santa Claus
Seventy years ago, a wrong number prompted the U.S. Air Force to begin issuing reports of St. Nick’s progress on Christmas Eve.
www.militarytimes.com
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At the Christmas party the DJ asked me if I wanted to hear the hip hop song about big buns.
I said no. Give me a lettuce rap.
I said no. Give me a lettuce rap.
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Absolutely heard a rimshot after that one...
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I grew up with this. For those who don't know, it's a carbonated water vending machine on the street with a single cup for EVERYONE. The right side was supposed to be a quick rinse station, but it that functionality rarely worked. Oh all the backwash that we drank.....
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I used to work with someone that would use these to wipe with.
Not his hands.
He claimed it was better than tp.
I carried my own towel to work to dry my hands off.
I was at a Coast Guard base in Ireland a few years ago. They still had these.
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That officially gave me the willies.
Did everyone in that city have a cold sore?
MauleSkinner
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There’s a salve for that now.That officially gave me the willies.