Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

What do you call a trio of drunk ghosts? Three sheets to the wind.

Who do Hindi ghosts worship as the enlightened one? Boo da.

What did the ghost say to the movie star during an autograph session? I'm your biggest phantom.

Why did the comedian ghost purposely tell bad jokes? Free boos.

How could the detective tell the ghost was lying? He could see right through him.

How can you tell a ghost is feeling sad? It is in poor spirits.

Why did the ghost decline a public speaking event? He didn't want to make a specter of himself.
 
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