Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Sac Arrow said:
This actually happened to me. I borrowed a set of vice grips from the Bay Area 24 Hr Fitness where I was parked early morning on the way to a meeting when the battery cable connector broke. It worked, but I realized I had a limited amount of starts. It made it back home. The vice grips were pretty fried.
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That’s like a letter out of Playboy… “I never thought this could really happen to me, but…”
 
Sac Arrow said:
This actually happened to me. I borrowed a set of vice grips from the Bay Area 24 Hr Fitness where I was parked early morning on the way to a meeting when the battery cable connector broke. It worked, but I realized I had a limited amount of starts. It made it back home. The vice grips were pretty fried.
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Did they say anything when you brought the vice grips back?
 
Albany Tom said:
:) There may be a reason that there are fewer homeless people in northern NY than some other places...
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If you are feeling left out I'll be happy to send several bus loads to your town.

It is getting so bad here I am thinking about placing a couple dead body dummys on the ground next to my NO TRESPASSING signs.
 
Zeldman said:
If you are feeling left out I'll be happy to send several bus loads to your town.

It is getting so bad here I am thinking about placing a couple dead body dummys on the ground next to my NO TRESPASSING signs.
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A few empty shotgun shells, and maybe a shovel leaned against the fence, might be more subtle....
 
Zeldman said:
If you are feeling left out I'll be happy to send several bus loads to your town.

It is getting so bad here I am thinking about placing a couple dead body dummys on the ground next to my NO TRESPASSING signs.
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Apparently Albany isn't quite cold enough. Now Tupper Lake? Plattsburgh? My theory is that they used to tell the B-52 guys stationed there they were going to fly to Russia because it was warmer.
 
I guess #14 is the "Law of Conservation of the Ninja". That's where one guy always has the same, or more, power than a group of other guys. See "John Wick", for example. My favorite version of this was a movie called "Shoot 'Em Up". The good guy is attacked by a lot of bad guys, one of the bad guys phones the boss telling him to send more guys. "How many?", "All of them!"

Of course, the fight scene in "Old Boy" is a classic, too!

 
24 if you are hiding in a closet and need to create a diversion, hold a match to the sprinkler in the closet and all the sprinklers in the next room will go off.
 
Matthew said:
I guess #14 is the "Law of Conservation of the Ninja". That's where one guy always has the same, or more, power than a group of other guys. See "John Wick", for example. My favorite version of this was a movie called "Shoot 'Em Up". The good guy is attacked by a lot of bad guys, one of the bad guys phones the boss telling him to send more guys. "How many?", "All of them!"

Of course, the fight scene in "Old Boy" is a classic, too!

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25. All bullets fired in a gunfight will spark spectacularly when striking a flat surface, even if it is grass or mud.
 
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