Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

RussR said:
Seen at ELP this afternoon.

Somebody ordered the wrong size air stairs.

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Spoken in the likeness of Sir David Attenborough:

"The Bonanza, unaware of the approaching danger, takes a lazy nap in the warm summer sun. The stairlift, hungry for a wing full of avgas, sneaks up beside the inattentive Bonanza. This should be an easy snack for the stairlift, who is an efficient and successful predator on the airport ramp."
 
My favorite Halloween costume was spotted while at a college street party at LSU during the Ted Bundy period. This guy had a copper band around his head with a couple of electrode wires sprouting out, with leather straps on his wrists and ankles and was wielding a sword with a half dozen cereal boxes impaled on it. He was 'Ted Bundy, cereal killer'!
 
robin ardoin said:
My favorite Halloween costume was spotted while at a college street party at LSU during the Ted Bundy period. This guy had a copper band around his head with a couple of electrode wires sprouting out, with leather straps on his wrists and ankles and was wielding a sword with a half dozen cereal boxes impaled on it. He was 'Ted Bundy, cereal killer'!
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My mom cobbled together a Halloween costume for me with a bunch of those tiny sampler cereal boxes we fastened to a black shirt, with fake blood and gashes in the boxes and a fake knife because I was a "cereal killer". This was probably 1990 lol.
 
Remember, while hard work pays off eventually, sometimes, procrastination pays off immediately and generally with certainty. But if you're busy working, you can put off procrastinating until later...nobody will mind that.
 
Albany Tom said:
Remember, while hard work pays off eventually, sometimes, procrastination pays off immediately and generally with certainty. But if you're busy working, you can put off procrastinating until later...nobody will mind that.
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Why procrastinate today if you can put it off til tomorrow?
 
I used to procrastinate at the amateur level. Now that I've retired, I do it professionally.
 
Bob Noel said:
how would someone judge a contest between apathy and procrastination...
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Way back in the day, my University was holding student council elections. One group called themselves the “Apathy Coalition”. After the election results were announced, they said, “Only <some very small percentage of the student population> voted! All the rest didn’t care! It was a landslide victory!”
 
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