Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[Sac Arrow]

As long as you have Access to it.

It looks like the Outlook is pretty good.

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[Matthew]

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Found it!

 

[flyingcheesehead]

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It's at the same intersection as a Wal-Mart, a Walgreens, and a Starbucks.

Or Wal-Mart might be down the road and there's either two Walgreens or two Starbucks.

 

[MauleSkinner]

It's at the same intersection as a Wal-Mart, a Walgreens, and a Starbucks.

Or Wal-Mart might be down the road and there's either two Walgreens or two Starbucks.

How come it’s one Walgreens or Starbucks, but it’s not two Walgreenses or Starbuckses?

 

[MauleSkinner]

…and why has no one pointed out the etymology of Elon Musk’s last name?

musk /mŭsk/

noun​

1. A greasy secretion with a powerful odor,

 

[SkyChaser]

How come it’s one Walgreens or Starbucks, but it’s not two Walgreenses or Starbuckses?

I still think a group of moose should be meese, since a group of goose are geese. Also, if many mouses are mice and many louses lice, why aren't many houses hice?

 

[Domenick]

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The Mythical Man-Month - Wikipedia

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Mythical Man-Month, The: Essays on Software Engineering, Anniversary Edition: Brooks Jr., Frederick: 8580001065793: Amazon.com: Books

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[Matthew]

The Mythical Man-Month - Wikipedia

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Mythical Man-Month, The: Essays on Software Engineering, Anniversary Edition: Brooks Jr., Frederick: 8580001065793: Amazon.com: Books

Mythical Man-Month, The: Essays on Software Engineering, Anniversary Edition [Brooks Jr., Frederick] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Mythical Man-Month, The: Essays on Software Engineering, Anniversary Edition

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Ooof. So many of those meetings.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[flyingcheesehead]

How come it’s one Walgreens or Starbucks, but it’s not two Walgreenses or Starbuckses?

Too busy shoveling drugs and caffeine into our mouths to bother with extra syllables.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Daleandee]

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[Half Fast]

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Yeah, but you know you're an airplane owner when you find yourself washing and drying paper napkins...

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[flyingpreacher]

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Whoever wrote that needs to be in charge of writing the headlines from now on. At least it would be less boring watching the news.

 

[MauleSkinner]

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my mom was bedridden when she was pregnant with my younger brother, and when she drank milk it was supposed to be skim milk. One day they were out of skim, so dad mixed 2% 50–50 with water for her.

 

[Dana]

my mom was bedridden when she was pregnant with my younger brother, and when she drank milk it was supposed to be skim milk. One day they were out of skim, so dad mixed 2% 50–50 with water for her.

Let me guess, Dad was an engineer?

 

[MauleSkinner]

Let me guess, Dad was an engineer?

Pilot and musician.

 

[L J Donelson]

It looks like the Outlook is pretty good.

I'm glad we got to Share this Point.

 

[DaleB]

I'm glad we got to Share this Point.

Please, for the love of all that's holy, do not say that two more times.

 

[bflynn]

 

[flyingcheesehead]

Please, for the love of all that's holy, do not say that two more times.

That might take One and Drive them crazy...

 

[Daleandee]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[AV8R_87]

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You won the internet today.

 

[MauleSkinner]

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For the record, Jenny has aged about 40 years.

 

[GeorgeC]

For the record, Jenny has aged about 40 years.

At least Billy hasn't lost your number.

 

[nauga]

At least Billy hasn't lost your number.

What about Rikki? You don't wanna call nobody else.

Nauga,
and William S. Burroughs' idea of a good time

 

[R.L.Mauzy]

 

[robin ardoin]

What about Rikki? You don't wanna call nobody else.

Nauga,
and William S. Burroughs' idea of a good time

You Steely my jokie!

 

[MauleSkinner]

What about Rikki? You don't wanna call nobody else.

Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

 

[aterry1067]

Finally! An airline that I may actually enjoy! Sorry, “n’joi” Git own outta heer.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[R.L.Mauzy]

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Pretty please with sugar on top bring him to my house and tell this to my wife ... lol