Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[Albany Tom]

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In the 80's, I tried Evian water, and to me is tasted like kerosene. Probably a complete coincidence that they used to ship it over here bulk, tanker ship, and then bottle it in the US. "Mmmmmmmm fuel oil". I'm sure it's all better now.

 

[TailWheelChamp]

Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines to da Mardi Gras. Boudreaux was flying da plane, and Pierre was in da back foolin’ wit da cargo equipment an’ stuff.

Da plane hit some turbulence an started bouncin’ around and Boudreaux got knocked unconscious. Den da plane start driftin’. Pierre come run up to da front an’ Boudreaux was sprawl out all over da steerin’ wheel.

Well, Pierre don't know nuttin bout flyin’ an’ he start to get panicky. He grab da microphone and holla "May Day! May Day! Dis is Cajun Air Line 90210. Boudreaux, him knock unconscious an’ I don’ know nuttin’ about flyin’ dis plane!"

"Dis is da control tower," Someone answer. "Don’ you worry a bout nuttin’. We gonna ‘splain how you to land dis plane, step by step, ah gar-own-tee! Just leave anyting ta us. First, how high you are, an whas you position?"

Pierre thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten an’ I'm all da way to da front of da plane."

"No! No! No!" answer da tower. " What you altitude, an where you location?"

Pierre say, "Man, rat now ah got a po attitude, an ah'm from Thibodeaux, Laweezeeanna!"

" No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice. " Ah needs to know how many feet you got off da ground an how you plane in relation to da airport!"

Pierre, he start to panic by dis time. He say, "Countin’ Boudreaux's feets a mine togedder, we got fo feet off da ground an I don’ beleieve dis plane related to you airport!"

A long pause-----de silence was deafening.

"We needs to know who you next of kin."

 

[robin ardoin]

^^^^ C'est Bon ^^^^

 

[Palmpilot]

When I learned it, a crocodile had an A-shaped nose, and an alligator had a C-shaped nose.

The way I learned it, a croc is the one with a pointy nose.

 

[MauleSkinner]

The way I learned it, a croc is the one with a pointy nose.

Yup…A-shaped.

 

[Half Fast]

Okay, lizard fans, which one is this?

 

[GoFly]

mama says he’s mad because he’s got all those teeth and no toothbrush

 

[MauleSkinner]

mama says he’s mad because he’s got all those teeth and no toothbrush

So if you walked up with a toothbrush, he’d be happy?

 

[GoFly]

Yes. My friend Lefty tells me so

 

[robin ardoin]

Yes. My friend Lefty tells me so

Now, now...... your humor is getting out of hand.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Now, now...... your humor is getting out of hand.

You’re right.

 

[Half Fast]

So nobody's going to call it?

 

[luvflyin]

Okay, lizard fans, which one is this?

Caiman

 

[L J Donelson]

Caiman

I've been to Cayman.

 

[Half Fast]

Caiman

Yessir. Invasive species in south Florida.

Thirty+ years ago, it seemed like every Florida tourist trap along I75 and I95 had a sign saying, "See our gator!" or "Feed a gator!" or similar. It was very difficult and expensive to own an alligator back then, unless you were a zoo or something, so what the tourist traps had were actually caimans. Unfortunately, some were released into the wild and now they've settled into Florida living.

 

[Albany Tom]

Reason #432 why I don't want to live in Florida.

 

[kyleb]

Back in the day, the Escort GT was a hot ride in SCCA autocross and showroom stock racing. And you could rent one from Enterprise......

I had an '85 GTI in those days and was very disappointed when I test drove an Escort GT. It reeked of cheap.

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[SkyhawkJ]

 

[AV8R_87]

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Guilty

 

[flyingpreacher]

Guilty

Aren't we all? You have to refuel, put it back in the hangar, clean off the bugs, check the oil level, add a quart, complete your logbook entry...and THEN the 20 minute drive home. Oh, and you might as well stop for dinner while you're out, oh, and we're out of milk. Since we're going to the grocery store already, let's get the steaks and brats for Saturday's barbeque, which reminds me, did Terry say he's coming? I better call him to make sure I get enough food.............

 

[GoFly]

Cayman

 

[Half Fast]

Aren't we all? You have to refuel, put it back in the hangar, clean off the bugs, check the oil level, add a quart, complete your logbook entry...and THEN the 20 minute drive home. Oh, and you might as well stop for dinner while you're out, oh, and we're out of milk. Since we're going to the grocery store already, let's get the steaks and brats for Saturday's barbeque, which reminds me, did Terry say he's coming? I better call him to make sure I get enough food.............

You forgot your buddy who drives past your hangar and stops to say hello, a process that often takes an hour, or longer if you go to his hangar to look at the new widget he just installed. And of course, when the fuel truck (finally) shows up to top you off, you have to spend a while with the line guy catching up on all the airport gossip and hearing about the upcoming repaving project and why the avionics shop got booted out of its hangar and the new flight school coming in and why AWOS wasn't working yesterday and my-gosh-can-you-believe-how-hot-it-is and when are they going to start building the new hangars and.........

Yeah, it takes a while.

 

[SkyhawkJ]

 

[Charlie Golf]

American Standard Airlines

 

[Mikey52]

In case we scare you real bad, you don't have to crap your pants.

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[SkyhawkJ]

 

[SkyhawkJ]

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[GeorgeC]

@geezer:

 

[JOhnH]

I love my cats, and I think they love me, but ...

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]