Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[SkyhawkJ]

 

[Half Fast]

3 DIT, 4 DIT, 2 DIT, DAH
CREI, CREI, RAH RAH RAH

Very inside joke cheer at ball games between Bliss Electrical School and Capitol Radio Electronics Institute.

They both had very active Ham clubs, so code skills was a given for the students and players, but not necessarily others in the stands

And I thought Ga Tech had some weird cheers......

 

[Half Fast]

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That's what they get for flying a Comanche over a tribe of Arapaho....

 

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[SkyChaser]

 

[JOhnH]

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They are called "The US Navy".

 

[Half Fast]

It's a shame that Adam and Eve weren't Cajuns. They could have eaten the snake instead of the apple and saved the world from a lot of trouble.

 

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[bflynn]

It took the police a while to piece it all together.

(Shamelessly stolen from Scott Adams on Twitter)

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[MauleSkinner]

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Looks like the Great Lakes were misplaced.

 

[AV8R_87]

It took the police a while to piece it all together.

(Shamelessly stolen from Scott Adams on Twitter)

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[SkyChaser]

 

[Domenick]

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What is "Unlawful possession of a cured vehicle?"
Was it sick?
Had it been preserved?

 

[Bill]

What is "Unlawful possession of a cured vehicle?"

Smoker’s car?

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[AV8R_87]

Was it sick?

That's one sick car, man!!

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Half Fast]

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It ain't hard. Gator on the left, croc on the right. But you probably won't care which one is biting your leg off.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Charlie Golf]

It ain't hard. Gator on the left, croc on the right. But you probably won't care which one is biting your leg off.

Accuracy matters. I'd feel like an idiot if a croc was eating my leg, and I yelled "Stop chewing on my leg, you ********* gator!!"

 

[bflynn]

 

[MauleSkinner]

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When I learned it, a crocodile had an A-shaped nose, and an alligator had a C-shaped nose.

 

[Matthew]

One will see you later and one will see you in a while.

 

[BMan]

(not mine...inter-service rivalry)

 

[MauleSkinner]

 

[AV8R_87]

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That's an average velociraptor.
An instantaneous velocirapror is a dxraptor/dtraptor.

 

[jsstevens]

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Nope. It's a Veloci. The raptors cancel each other out.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Nope. It's a Veloci. The raptors cancel each other out.

Is that why they went extinct?

 

[Half Fast]

Is that why they went extinct?

No, that happened when mandatory integration made them positionraptors. That put them into constant, unchanging positions and they could no longer forage for food or flee enemies.

 

[SkyhawkJ]

 

[Charlie Golf]

I always try to be helpful.

 

[2-Bit Speed]

I always try to be helpful.

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[SkyChaser]

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[DaleB]

In the 4th of July parade in my in-laws’ little town we saw a “honey wagon” from the local septic service. The sign on the back:

“We Haul Milk on Weekends”