Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[flyingcheesehead]

Where?

Well, I still have some Google-fu. Took four minutes to find it: Bethel St, Norwich, England.

FWIW, the newer picture is likely more computing power.

And isn't this a joke thread?

 

[Dana]

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Same location, same computing power, 50 years later.

That first picture doesn't look like 1974... turns out it was 1957.

 

[GeorgeC]

 

[AV8R_87]

And isn't this a joke thread?

Joke's on the guys who bought the original computer, thinking that will be all the processing power they'll ever need.

 

[Ashara Keliyn]

Two neighbors meet on the street.

"Hey John, stop buy this evening I'll give you money so you can invest in some curtains, otherwise I can see from my house when you copulate with your wife."

"Hey Bill, better invest that money in some binoculars so you can better see WHOSE wife I'm copulating with"

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[bflynn]

 

[SkyhawkJ]

 

[Sac Arrow]

A Scotsman brings a sheep in to the living room where his wife is seated and announces "this is the fat pig I scr*** when you aren't around."

His wife looks confused and says "that's not a pig. That is a sheep."

The Scotsman retorts "be quiet! I wasn't talking to you!"

 

[Matthew]

A Scotsman brings a sheep in to the living room where his wife is seated and announces "this is the fat pig I scr*** when you aren't around."

His wife looks confused and says "that's not a pig. That is a sheep."

The Scotsman retorts "be quiet! I wasn't talking to you!"

Dude…I just did a spit take of my coffee.

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

Bit dated but...

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[luvflyin]

Due to the increased cost of food, the 5 second rule has been increased to 3 hours

 

[bflynn]

Happy Halloween everyone

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[JOhnH]

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Personally, I think he should be wondering when he will be able to set foot outside of jail again.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[MauleSkinner]

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Not sure which smiley would be appropriate…most of them could have some unintended implications. I certainly wouldn’t use a “thumb up.”

 

[Jim K]

Too soon?

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[Bob Noel]

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you got an advanced look at the new and improved russian drones!

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[bflynn]

 

[luvflyin]

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what; metal, wood, plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge.

The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was asked, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?

x

x

x

They were M&M's!!!

Everyone knows they melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

 

[Charlie Golf]

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what; metal, wood, plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge.

The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was asked, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?

x

x

x

They were M&M's!!!

Everyone knows they melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

 

[bflynn]

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[AV8R_87]

On the topic of math (for the connoisseurs):
What is a complex child? A child with a real mother and an imaginary father.

 

[MauleSkinner]

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My daughter, who worked as a lifeguard and trained lifeguards for over 10 years says “lol” (especially with the quotes)also looks like a drowning person.

 

[aterry1067]

On the topic of math (for the connoisseurs):
What is a complex child? A child with a real mother and an imaginary father.

Why can't it be an imaginary mother and a real father?


aterry1067.
stirrer of the sh*tpot


Thanks nauga!

 

[AV8R_87]

Why can't it be an imaginary mother and a real father?

That's more of an imaginary scenario.

 

[flyingpreacher]

That's more of an imaginary scenario.

And quite complex!

 

[Matthew]

I think for there to be a kid in the first place there has to be a common denominator.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[nauga]

On the topic of math (for the connoisseurs):
What is a complex child? A child with a real mother and an imaginary father.

So if two complex children hook up would they be complex conjugates?

Nauga,
rooted

 

[Half Fast]

So if two complex children hook up would they be complex conjugates?

Nauga,
rooted

If you just use a little imagination, you’ll realize that the product of that hook-up will turn out to be a pretty negative individual...