Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Matthew]

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That reminds me: Tuesday is Election Day.

 

[FORANE]

That reminds me: Tuesday is Election Day.

How many times are you going to vote?

 

[Matthew]

How many times are you going to vote?

Until the cookies run out.

 

[MauleSkinner]

If you just use a little imagination, you’ll realize that the product of that hook-up…

Ok…we’re getting dangerously close to an ARS song here…

 

[robin ardoin]

How many times are you going to vote?

I’m in Louisiana, as often as I can.

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[Bob Noel]

How many times are you going to vote?

I hope to vote in as many elections as possible...

 

[luvflyin]

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There’s that effin’ white cat again. What’s the point of this one?

 

[Piperonca]

There’s that effin’ white cat again. What’s the point of this one?

white cat wrote an obscene word at the top of that pumpkin, if you look closely. girl upset at his impudence.

 

[luvflyin]

white cat wrote an obscene word at the top of that pumpkin, if you look closely. girl upset at his impudence.

Ah. So that’s not an i

 

[flyingcheesehead]

They were M&M's!!!

Everyone knows they melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, the candy coating melts in your hand.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Domenick]

There’s that effin’ white cat again. What’s the point of this one?

Even with the explanations, I still don't get it. It's not funny. It's just random photos thrown together.

 

[Piperonca]

Even with the explanations, I still don't get it. It's not funny. It's just random photos thrown together.

The ultimate drama queen vs. the archetypal cool cat. That duo has resonance. Anything else is irrelevant.

 

[Domenick]

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"dispare?" Really?

 

[Half Fast]

Happy Election Day, POA!

 

[Charlie Golf]

Happy Election Day, POA!

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I can't decide which emoji is more apropos:

or

Probably both...

 

[Half Fast]

I can't decide which emoji is more apropos:

or

Probably both...

...or maybe or or or or , so I guess I'll settle for

 

[pmanton]

Patient: What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
Nurse: The taste.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[Half Fast]

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They work great for moving bags from your car to your plane.

 

[MauleSkinner]

They work great for moving bags from your car to your plane.

Or from your bicycle to your plane if you’re homeless.

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[Half Fast]

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Only three states have constitutional ownership of kangaroos?! This is no longer the USA of my childhood....

 

[Matthew]

When they outlaw kangaroos only outlaws will have kangaroos.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[MauleSkinner]

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So this is the elections for court system?

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[Zeldman]

In WV, the locals call them giant jack rabbits...

 

[flyingpreacher]

In WV, the locals call them giant jack rabbits...

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What do you mean WV? That's in California!

 

[robin ardoin]

What do you mean WV? That's in California!

Uh, no….it’s Californy!

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[MauleSkinner]

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Or, for the right-brained, it’s what you get when you mix brown gerine with white gerine.

 

[robin ardoin]

Orange you glad I didn't add any more corny citrus jokes?

 

[MauleSkinner]

Orange you glad I didn't add any more corny citrus jokes?

Sherbet what else would be appropriate?

 

[robin ardoin]

Sherbet what else would be appropriate?

I scream at these puns!