Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Half Fast said:
Not long after we got the cat, he wandered into the bathroom while Barb was taking a bath. Apparently the cat was unfamiliar with bathtubs, but he saw his friend sitting there and so he decided to leap over the side and into her lap. KER-SPLASH! Instantly a very surprised, wet, and mad cat was making all haste to extricate himself from the situation and Barb was the only thing he could use to claw his way out.

Afterward she looked as though she’d fallen into a box of razor blades.
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Reason #58 why you should never let a cat in the house.
 
Half Fast said:
Not long after we got the cat, he wandered into the bathroom while Barb was taking a bath. Apparently the cat was unfamiliar with bathtubs, but he saw his friend sitting there and so he decided to leap over the side and into her lap. KER-SPLASH! Instantly a very surprised, wet, and mad cat was making all haste to extricate himself from the situation and Barb was the only thing he could use to claw his way out.

Afterward she looked as though she’d fallen into a box of razor blades.
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https://www.tiktok.com/video/7218931626632482094
 
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.

"I want to get weighed," she said.

They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.

"I want to get weighed," she responded.

By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
 
flyingpreacher said:
Neck spine line is way too low. Otherwise…..
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Not really. Maybe a little up at the poll, but a horses neck is all muscle.
The neck plays an integral part in the horses self carriage.
(Years misspent training dressage.)
If she were actually to put that horse into a "frame , that pic would be a great teaching tool. But that critter is way too sway- backed.

Now back to the fun and jocularity......
 

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