Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

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New FAA Regulation / Part 0, Section 000 (a) 1 (c)

Section I: No pilot or pilots, or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of a pilot or pilot may try, or attempt to try or make, or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part of the herein mentioned, Aviation Regulations, except as authorized by the administrator or an agent appointed by, or inspected by, the Administrator.

Section II: If a pilot, or group of associate pilots becomes aware of, or realized, or detects, or discovers, or finds that he or she, or they, are or have been beginning to understand the Aviation Regulations, they must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator.

Section III: Upon receipt of the above-mentioned notice of impending comprehension, the Administrator shall immediately rewrite the Aviation Regulations in such a manner as to eliminate any further comprehension hazards.

Section IV: The Administrator may, at his or her discretion, require the offending pilot or pilots to attend remedial instruction in Aviation Regulations until such time that the pilot is too confused to be capable of understanding anything.
 
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What did the gay deer say when he left the gay bar? "I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there!"
 
FormerHangie said:
This may not make sense to anyone who hasn't spent much time in the Gulf states...

Why did the chicken cross the road?


To prove to the armadillo it could be done.
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In Pennsylvania, it would be: "To prove to the groundhog/rabbit/squirrel/skunk that it could be done."
 
These two guys older than dirt decide life may be getting short. Together they decide to go out for one last major twist off. After getting really drunk they decide to go hit the local brothel. When they enter the Madam tells one of the ladies " I am not wasting 2 of my best girls on these drunkin old fools go grab two blow up dolls and set them up in a room." After the old farts are all done and heading down the street, one says to the other. "I think my girl was dead. She didn't move or make a sound." The other says, "I think mine was a witch." His buddy asks why would you say that? " When I bit her she made a swooshing noise and flew out the window with my Teeth!"
 
Oldie:

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson

"And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Larry's hooker"
 
Let'sgoflying! said:
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The last cat I had was like that. First wife moved in and the cat put me on ignore till she died. I would have preferred the first wife died before the cat did but that was not to be. In retrospect it seems I took a "stupidity pill" before the wedding. The cat's reaction seems to have confirmed that. Scorned women can't hold a candle to that cat. OTOH, we had a cat at the shop (hangar police to control mice). She was a weet kitty that sat in my lap every morning while the boss and I had our coffee and planned the day and shot the bull.

Cats have their own agenda. You don't own them; you are a slave to them. A cat scorned......................... best left unsaid.

Said tongue in cheek. I'm in an evil mood tonight. :devil:
 
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(Bonus points that there is absolutely nothing political about this one, but some moonbat political cultist lost their **** when I posted this one to FB! Dear dummy, just because YOUR particular political cult is the one doing the protesting right NOW, pretty much means the cultists can ASSUME that it was targeted at them... It's so freaking fun to troll PoliticsBook these days... trolling in a stocked pond, and its catch and release, so they bite again next week... LOL!)
 
Subject: FW: BOBBITT FAMILY UPDATE


Bobbitt Family Update

In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago.

Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.

She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with...?


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A Misdewiener!

You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody!
 
Weird brain connections...

I was reviewing the POH pending flying again next month. One of the numbers that I remember was that a C-172 stalls at 48 kts. Something else went off in my brain, tell me that 48 kts was around 55 mph and google confirms that it's 55.5.

So literally, in a Cessna 172, I can't fly at fifty five....
 
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