Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[SkyhawkJ]

 

[Half Fast]

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[Charlie Golf]

 

[farmrjohn]

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

Birds don't like us.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

Dear Abby
My wife found this funny. Should I be scared?

Worried Husband.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[robin ardoin]

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Funny, subtitles would be apropos since they jumped to a hybrid engine. Nothing so sweet to my ears as a V10 or V12 at full song down a straight or up shifting with ignition cut for ‘no lift shifting’. IYKYK

 

[robin ardoin]

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

Saw this on another joke thread:

"If some ever tells you not to spend $100,000 on a 50 year old airplane, don't listen to them.

That $120,000 will be the best $150,000 you ever spend"

 

[Half Fast]

 

[FORANE]

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I wonder if those are TSO zip ties.

 

[Bill]

I wonder if those are TSO zip ties.

Probably 20AMU of zip ties right there!

 

[Half Fast]

 

[Half Fast]

 

[Bob Noel]

Probably 20AMU of zip ties right there!

probably more when you consider the cost of fuel to lift those zip ties out of the earth's gravity well.

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

I wonder if those are TSO zip ties.

they might be milspec MS3367?

 

[Charlie Golf]

So I was going to tell you guys a really good joke about sodium.

But then I thought, Na.

 

[flyingcheesehead]

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[Palmpilot]

 

[Palmpilot]

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[Half Fast]

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[farmrjohn]

 

[Chrisgoesflying]

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Albany Tom]

Based on a recent conversation with a friend, I'm now wondering what a "Michigan Star" restaurant might be.

 

[AV8R_87]

I guess this is one reason shampoo comes with directions on how to use.

 

[Bob Noel]

oh please, dear God, tell me that was staged...

 

[Jim K]

I guess this is one reason shampoo comes with directions on how to use.

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To be fair, we did this all the time. If you put them on like that, they hold you kind of upright with your arms free in a position that's conducive to hanging out and drinking....sodas....

 

[AV8R_87]

If you put them on like that, they hold you kind of upright

In naval terms, it puts CB below CG, which will create a roll instability and cause you to capsize. Especially if the sodas have impacted your dynamic balancing capability.

 

[Albany Tom]

How do I put this.... I'm not surprised at all, and I'd bet you might be surprised that their CG is lower than you think it is.

Somebody is making the rockin world go round.

 

[Half Fast]

In naval terms, it puts CB below CG, which will create a roll instability and cause you to capsize. Especially if the sodas have impacted your dynamic balancing capability.

Well, there are other factors in CB....

Start at 0:18.

 

[Jim K]

In naval terms, it puts CB below CG, which will create a roll instability and cause you to capsize. Especially if the sodas have impacted your dynamic balancing capability.

Yeah...it's kind of flying a helicopter. Bonus: it tells you when you've had too many sodas.

 

[MauleSkinner]

How do I put this.... I'm not surprised at all, and I'd bet you might be surprised that their CG is lower than you think it is.

Somebody is making the rockin world go round.

But the center of bouyancy is lower yet.

 

[Bill]

To be fair, we did this all the time. If you put them on like that, they hold you kind of upright with your arms free in a position that's conducive to hanging out and drinking....sodas....

Ditto and yeah, sodas

 

[AV8R_87]

Somebody is making the rockin world go round.

Well said, Mr. May.

 

[GaryM]

Well said, Mr. May.

Ahem...that's Doctor May.