So two older guys are having a drink at the local pub. One says to the other "Dad, I really think it's time I went back. They could use some help. It's been a long while, now, I'm sure they've calmed down."
The other fellow takes a sip of his beer and says "We've had this discussion before. This year, there's 50 year old guys shaving the sides of their heads, running around pretending they're in 'Lord of the flies'. If you went down today, you'd only last about an hour, and it would take me more than three days to get you out...maybe a week."
He continues "Nope, not doing it. I still hear about it every single morning from your mom. Now let's go back home and have some ham."
Happy Easter everybody! May the people in your own lives have peace, contentment, and courage.