Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Flatiowa said:
You must be young lol “the red green show”, if you don’t immediately recognize that you are missing out… I definitely recommend a binge watching to catch up.
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I didn't recognize it and NOT because I am young. In fact, just the opposite. I see that that show was aired in 1991. Heck, I was well into my 2nd career by that time and it was another decade before I started my business that wound up funding my retirement (and my Bonanza).
 
JOhnH said:
I didn't recognize it and NOT because I am young. In fact, just the opposite. I see that that show was aired in 1991. Heck, I was well into my 2nd career by that time and it was another decade before I started my business that wound up funding my retirement (and my Bonanza).
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No offense intended, it was written in well intended jest.
 
Baked Potato said:
This makes me think of this image:
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One place I worked dressed a couple of pilots up and put them in the cockpit to take pictures on the ramp (professional photographer). Then they picked a couple of good ones, and spent a bunch of money to make post cards for advertising. I walked into the office one day, and the company preside said, “Hey David, check this out! They’re going in the mail tomorrow!”

I busted out laughing…the photographer had air brushed out the landing gear, so it looked like they were flying, but you could see both halves of the clamshell door open on the other side of the airplane.

They didn’t send out the post cards.
 
Albany Tom said:
:) A bit south of here, and people don't use turn signals for lane changes because they don't want to warn the other side of what they intend to do, so they don't adjust their defense to prevent it. Almost the same thing in Boston, but I believe there it's because they don't want to telegraph their punches.
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in Boston, don't want to wear out the bulbs.
 
The ultimate physics nerd joke.

Avogadro, Ampere, Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm were riding in a SUV.
Avogadro shouts, there's my mole.
Ampere and Ohm shout "Watt!"
Avogadro says, can't you tell, it's got my number on it.

Just then, a cop pulls them over.
He asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says, "No, but I know exactly where I am."
The cop says, "You were going 55 in a 35 zone."
Heisenberg yells, "Now I'm completely lost."
The cop thinks something funny is going on, so he has Heisenberg pop the trunk, and the cop says, "Did you know you have a dead cat in the trunk?"
Schrodinger yells, "Now we do, *******!"
The cop decides he needs to take the crew in, but Ohm resists.

Of course, there's always the one about Zbigniew Brezenski causing the S-Plane to crash when he switched from a seat on the left to one on the right. (any poles on the right-hand side of the S-Plane causes instability).
 
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Crashnburn said:
Of course, there's always the one about Zbigniew Brezenski causing the S-Plane to crash when he switched from a seat on the left to one on the right. (any poles on the right-hand side of the S-Plane causes instability).
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That's why that A320 crashed in '88 while doing a fly-by. All the poles in the plane were on the right side.

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Air France Flight 296Q - Wikipedia

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