Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Zeldman said:
I rebuilt my back porch over the summer. It is 3 feet off the ground. I wanted to bury a plastic skeleton under it for the next folks that rebuild the porch to find. But SWMBO said it wouldn't be funny...
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well, this would be the one time SWMBO is wrong.

(but please don't tell her I said that)
 
Zeldman said:
I rebuilt my back porch over the summer. It is 3 feet off the ground. I wanted to bury a plastic skeleton under it for the next folks that rebuild the porch to find. But SWMBO said it wouldn't be funny...
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Why plastic?

Plenty of animal bones are available. Butchers, wild game butchers, ... to the untrained eye many animal bones look human enough.
 
Domenick said:
Why plastic?

Plenty of animal bones are available. Butchers, wild game butchers, ... to the untrained eye many animal bones look human enough.
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Because a bag of bones isn't near as fun.??

And cost...

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when your bechamel needs /
some additional cheese /
that's a mornay
 
robin ardoin said:
Stick your hand in a reef
and it turns to ground beef…
That’s a Moray!

(Old diver’s drinking tune)
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I learned it as:

See the thing in the reef
With the big shiny teeth,
That’s a moray!

Put your hand in a crack
And you won’t get it back
From a moray!
 
Half Fast said:
I learned it as:

See the thing in the reef
With the big shiny teeth,
That’s a moray!

Put your hand in a crack
And you won’t get it back
From a moray!
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Yep, The Barefoot Man, a Cayman Island fixture for a bunch of years, singing mostly comedic SCUBA songs. I've still got one of his tapes somewhere...

It's a Moray
 
come on, why hide what newspaper has such an insightful headline?
 
I told everyone I was going to the Halloween party tonight as Amelia Earhart.

That way they won’t be surprised when I don’t show up.
I just hope they wait 80 years before they come looking for me.
 
JScarry said:
I told everyone I was going to the Halloween party tonight as Amelia Earhart.

That way they won’t be surprised when I don’t show up.
I just hope they wait 80 years before they come looking for me.
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Why did the skeleton skip the Halloween party?
- He had no body to go with!

Why did the ghost go to therapy after Halloween?
- Too many unresolved issues.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
- Squash.
 
Hey, great idea - what if we made statute miles the same as nautical miles for 6 months out of the year? Then we could all drive 15% faster in the summertime without getting tickets.

OR...we could declare that everybody is 20 lbs less than the scale says during winter. That would make everybody happy, and would probably reduce deaths from heart attack, too. Plus our clothes would fit better.
 
I'm pretty sure the guys over at Stonehenge would appreciate not having to move all those rocks around twice a year ...

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