Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

Dependency

xkcd.com

 

[flyingcheesehead]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[MauleSkinner]

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Don’t forget about the belly button song…

 

[bflynn]

 

[DaleB]

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I’m stuck on Snoopy and Woodstock.

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[AV8R_87]

Jim, we ground shipped your engine.

 

[Bill]

How many pilots look back at the rudder during the "Controls Free and Clear" check?

I like that the port anchor is deployed. Nice touch!

 

[Skyrys62]

I like that the port anchor is deployed. Nice touch!

Wondering if it's how they got down to the beach. Weee!

 

[Charlie Golf]

I like that the port anchor is deployed. Nice touch!

Safety first!

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[AV8R_87]

I like that the port anchor is deployed. Nice touch!

They didn't want it drifting away.

 

[MauleSkinner]

They didn't want it drifting away.

Gimme the beach, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll
And drift away…

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[flyingcheesehead]

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So it's clicks, and not the level of force imparted to the keyboard with my fist that does it?

Damn. All these years I should have been clicking...

 

[AV8R_87]

All these years I should have been clicking...

And remember, you have to hit the monitor as hard as you can to get the computer to work.

 

[MauleSkinner]

And remember, you have to hit the monitor as hard as you can to get the computer to work.

It helps to have one of the kids touch the rabbit ears with one hand while holding the other up in the air.

 

[Daleandee]

It helps to have one of the kids touch the rabbit ears with one hand while holding the other up in the air.

Don't forget the Reynolds Wrap ...

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[AV8R_87]

Somebody's rank is about to be lowered:

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[Sac Arrow]

Somebody's rank is about to be lowered:
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I'm sure the retired MP lieutenant is sitting at a VFW hall someplace in Florida showing that photo around and telling all the guys what an awesome b****** he was receiving when that happened.

**edit. I'm only halfway joking. That happened at Eglin AFB in 1999. The car belonged to an MP officer who was accompanied by a female passenger. The story was that he was on the receiving end of distracting activities when he crashed in to the parked F15.

 

[Chrisgoesflying]

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Sure, but this guy, also at 3 years old, has all of that + his own plane (that I paid for) + his own personal private pilot (me) + his own flight attended who will cater to his every need (my wife). He achieved more in 3 years than I will ever achieve in my life!

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]

 

[Sac Arrow]

The movie theater just finished a showing of Silence of the Lambs.

One Scotsman turns to the next and says, with a disappointed face, "you know, Macleod, it wasn't what I thought it would be."

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Half Fast]

Do you suppose there's still time to hire her for the pope's funeral?

 

[AV8R_87]

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: "That's not it" and put it down again.
This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.
The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: "That's it."

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[Albany Tom]

Do you suppose there's still time to hire her for the pope's funeral?


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I have a very catholic friend that I really want to ask if a non-member can submit someone as a write-in candidate for new pope, but he's a nice guy and I don't want to hurt his feelings.

Re the above, I'm in for $20 if we take up a collection, but we should ask her to give a big kiss on the lips to whomever the front runner for the job is.

 

[Charlie Golf]

I have a very catholic friend that I really want to ask if a non-member can submit someone as a write-in candidate for new pope, but he's a nice guy and I don't want to hurt his feelings.

Re the above, I'm in for $20 if we take up a collection, but we should ask her to give a big kiss on the lips to whomever the front runner for the job is.

If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

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