Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

And on the Santa topic, time to bring up the old Santa's checkride joke:

Santa Claus received a notification that the North Region FSDO would like to do a review of his operation.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.

A few days later the FAA examiner arrived.

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He check the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose, making sure it met the regulations for color and brightness. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload.

Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. The examiner hopped in and started fastening his seatbelt. As Santa was briefing him, he noticed the examiner had a shotgun in his lap.

"What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and whispered, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
 

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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people whenever they lie. Curious, he decides to test it during dinner.

The father asks his son, “What did you do after school today?”
The son replies, “I did my homework.”
The robot slaps the son.
The son quickly says, “Alright, alright! I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”

The father asks, “What movie did you watch?”
The son responds, “Toy Story.”
The robot slaps the son again.
Embarrassed, the son admits, “Okay, okay! We were watching... adult content.”

The father, shocked, says, “What? At your age, I didn’t even know what that was!”
The robot slaps the father.

The mother laughs and says, “Well, he is your son after all!”
The robot slaps the mother.
 
The plot of Die Hard is that John McClane is trying to reconnect with his estranged wife and their children during Christmas. Over the events of a party, John saves them from danger and his wife rediscovers that the man she loved was right there all along.

Die Hard is not only a Christmas movie, it's a Hallmark Christmas movie.
 
bflynn said:
The plot of Die Hard is that John McClane is trying to reconnect with his estranged wife and their children during Christmas. Over the events of a party, John saves them from danger and his wife rediscovers that the man she loved was right there all along.

Die Hard is not only a Christmas movie, it's a Hallmark Christmas movie.
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The semi-celebratory gunfire would actually make it more plausible in a setting like Schenectady NY, or perhaps Chicago.
 
bflynn said:
The plot of Die Hard is that John McClane is trying to reconnect with his estranged wife and their children during Christmas. Over the events of a party, John saves them from danger and his wife rediscovers that the man she loved was right there all along.

Die Hard is not only a Christmas movie, it's a Hallmark Christmas movie.
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Agghhh!!! Die Hard will never be the same again. This is like learning that Santa Clause wasn’t real.
 
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