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Pilawt
Me at work
Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!
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MauleSkinner
Touchdown! Greaser!
Took a lotta guts, but you know the last thing that went through his mind, right?
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The Little Arrow That Could
MauleSkinner
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Nope…it’s butt!Last thing that went through the bug's mind?
My propeller at 2400rpm
MauleSkinner
Touchdown! Greaser!
Apple products think they’re smarter than me way too often.
MauleSkinner
Touchdown! Greaser!
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!
bflynn
Final Approach
Nope…it’s butt!
A little vulgar, but the best way I've learned it's and its and to replace the ' with the word "f*****g" and see if it still makes sense. It f******g is? Or It belongs to?
MauleSkinner
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****ing Apple products think they’re smarter than me way too often.
Whattayaknow, it works!
Your to criticale
EdFred
Taxi to Parking
Eye no.
MauleSkinner
Touchdown! Greaser!
Actually, now that I’m awake, I think “it’s” is actually correct…the possessive form…it’s butt, the bug’s butt…bug got back (or at least it did got before it’s butt went through it's mind.)
“It’s” is not possessive; it is the contraction of “it is.”
“Its” is the possessive form.
EdFred
Taxi to Parking
It's English and its crazy rules.
(Yes, this is the correct usage of both terms for anyone else that is wondering.)
Weird, ain’t it?
“Bob’s playing ball” and “Bob’s brother is playing ball” and “Bob’s brother’s playing ball” are all correct uses of apostrophe s.
Latin is much easier.
MauleSkinner
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Guess I’m not as awake as I thought…but “****ing Apple products” still works, right? (As an adjective, not a verb)
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jsstevens
The trestle union was out that day.
I see there's been a recent SEC filing for a proposed merger between Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook. The new social media giant is to be called "You Twit Face."
AggieMike88
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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
Elon's been busy
luvflyin
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CHILD ABUSE!
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Her husband cheated on her so many times she wasn’t even sure they were his.
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Too soon???
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ElPaso Pilot
I had a co-worker who would strap it on his hyper bouncing doggo when short on steps.
KRyan
Pre-takeoff checklist
Don't know about the watch, but years ago we had a "health promotion" at my work and everyone had a FitBit. I used to call Bingo on Monday nights, and since I sat at the machine all night I didn't get in my required "steps" for the day. I found that if I put the FitBit on the bingo machine while the balls were tumbling I "walked" for miles & miles!
EdFred
Taxi to Parking
I think mine also needs to notice movement with the GPS. If I'm sitting at my desk and shake my arm it doesn't do anything. If driving in the truck and I do the same thing, it says great you're active again.