Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[ElPaso Pilot]

. If I'm sitting at my desk and shake my arm it doesn't do anything.

I think you need to select a different mode for that activity to register.

 

[2-Bit Speed]

Now I'm tempted to buy one and strap it to a model helicopter and have fun with it...

 

[luvflyin]

what happens when a smartwatch is put on top of a vibrating object? e.g., washing machine, dryer, case tumbler

This sounds like a job for John Cameron Swayze

 

[Jim K]

what happens when a smartwatch is put on top of a vibrating object? e.g., washing machine, dryer, case tumbler

When I'm running the tractor or combine, I get 20-30k steps per day without leaving the seat. Oddly the pickups/ semis don't produce this effect.

 

[GaryM]

I remember trying to figure out how a first generation FitBit knew when I was and wasn’t climbing stairs. I tested it once by riding a big freight elevator op 4 flights, timed, while walking at a stair climb pace around the elevator. No credit for climbing stairs. But when I climbed the same 4 flights in the time it took the elevator to do it, I got credit. I never understood how it could distinguish.

 

[Tarheelpilot]

 

[Albany Tom]

I miss Betty White. Not only was she hilarious, she was irreverent and sharp, even in her later years. I don't have anything negative to say about the queen, don't mean that at all.

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

 

[LesGawlik]

I miss Betty White. Not only was she hilarious, she was irreverent and sharp, even in her later years. I don't have anything negative to say about the queen, don't mean that at all.

Favorite Betty White quote, paraphrasing.

"Why do they call everyone a d....? The should call them v........s. Those things take a pounding."

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

How many Optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two?


One.....



or two?

 

[Charlie Golf]

what happens when a smartwatch is put on top of a vibrating object? e.g., washing machine, dryer, case tumbler

I don't have a smart watch, but my phone once gave me credit for almost 8000 steps while flying from MA to PA in turbulence.

 

[LesGawlik]

How many Optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two?


One.....



or two?

I made love to an optometrist once. It was horrible. She kept asking, "Better like this... or better like this..."

 

[JOhnH]

I made love to an optometrist once. It was horrible. She kept asking, "Better like this... or better like this..."

That sounds like heaven!

 

[EdFred]

That sounds like heaven!

Depends what the options are and what you're (not) into!

 

[Rich Holt]

what happens when a smartwatch is put on top of a vibrating object? e.g., washing machine, dryer, case tumbler

True story: Many moons ago McDonald's was giving away pedometers in their happy meals. I treated my nephews to a happy meal and afterward asked the youngest why he shaking the pedometer back in forth. Much to the wife's horror, he replied, to get a better score. This may come as shock to you all, but he (23) still lives at home with his Mom (46) (who still lives at home with her Mom).

 

[EdFred]

If a pedometer is used to measure steps for walking, are people who love to walk pedophiles?

Shouldn't it be a pedimeter or pedemeter instead?

 

[Hawker800]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

I just saw this and had to share.




Don't be fly, ya'll.

 

[AggieMike88]

The opposite of formaldehyde?

Casualdejekyll

 

[Arrow76R]

BOO...

 

[Bob Noel]

back to Dad jokes?

 

[MauleSkinner]

back to Dad jokes?

If you want something else, post something else and stop yer bellyaching!

 

[luvflyin]

 

[bflynn]

Did you say dad jokes?

My son’s 25th birthday is today and I just handed him his 25th birthday card. He said thanks, but one would have been enough.

 

[Half Fast]

 

[FORANE]

 

[AggieMike88]

 

[AggieMike88]

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

omg that's creepy.
I wonder where they sell those.

 

[MauleSkinner]

omg that's creepy.
I wonder where they sell those.

I’ll pop ‘em one and you do the skinnin’.

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[luvflyin]

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This kinda like the unintended consequence of ‘a mind is a terrible thing’

 

[JOhnH]

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That's me too when people report their GPS ground speed as if it is their TAS.

 

[Albany Tom]

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I took 2 checkrides in aircraft that were documented in mph, and I did that in this century.

 

[LesGawlik]

That's me too when people report their GPS ground speed as if it is their TAS.

I reserve the right to report whatever number is bigger/biggest.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

I reserve the right to report whatever number is bigger/biggest.

Which is why I always use Kilometers per hour.

 

[Zeldman]

I like to use .16 mach on final...

 

[Pilawt]

My factory-new 2007 Sport Cub had mph only on the ASI. Not that it made a whole lot of difference ...

 

[Lycosaurus]

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste command, dies at 74

 

[Lycosaurus]