Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

b3c8f151193900c4ad659d2a8c9d3630.jpg
 
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster.

As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens.

The farmer is impressed.

At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens.

The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is worried.

Next morning, not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys, ducks, and even the cows.

Later, the farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.

The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!"

And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says: “Shhhh! They are about to land!"
 
I stopped at Bed, Bath, & Beyond for some stuff for my wife’s birthday. The cashier asked if I participated in their rewards program. I said I didn’t.

next thing that came up on the screen before I put my credit card in was “canceled by POS.” I’m not sure whether it was referring to me or the cashier, but I thought the name-calling was rather rude.
 
Last edited:
Back
Top