Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!
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bflynn
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The unexpected change from thinking it's Jupiter to...you know what? If you have to explain it...
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Yes, my name is Charlie.
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They have TV shows on Jupiter?I've learned from TV shows that the view through binoculars should look like this.
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It appears to be fowl attempt to quack us up ...
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Fake News. Cats are incredibly finicky about their cat food. That is NOT a beer they would ever consider drinking.
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Touchdown! Greaser!
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Wonder what exactly that kitty was proposing…
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That’s how they caught Senator Craig
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That’s exactly what I was thinking about lol
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I took my ex-wife to the hospital for a heart attack.
They refused to give her one!
They refused to give her one!
RussR
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On POA, we say the answer is always "Bonanza".
RussR
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What's the point of having one of those fancy soda fountains if you're out of, well, almost everything...
And for the options they had, the only added flavors available were orange and raspberry.
And for the options they had, the only added flavors available were orange and raspberry.
Bro, wtf?
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But a good veterinarian would call it a 'necropsy'. Unless it is a human corpse. And then it is a bad, bad veterinarian.
Do you really not understand why everyone doubts you are getting married to an actual woman?
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Does this happen to anyone else.??
You rub on hand lotion then can't turn the door knob to get out of the bathroom...
People behind you in your line at Walmart dash ahead of you to a checkout just opening...
You can't get the correct spelling on auto correct because you don't know how to spell the word close enough to get the auto correct to bring up the correct spelling...
At the bank drive thru you pick the shortest line. The person in front of you sends the capsule to the teller and asks for a deposit slip. Then sends it back again to borrow a pen. Then sits there and fills out the deposit slip, and finally sends it back to the teller only to have to get the capsule back to put a drivers license in it. Meanwhile the lines on either side of you are moving like the autobahn. Finally finished, the teller sends back the capsule with the receipt in it. The driver slowly moves out and it is your turn. Only to find the driver in front of you did not put the capsule back....
You rub on hand lotion then can't turn the door knob to get out of the bathroom...
People behind you in your line at Walmart dash ahead of you to a checkout just opening...
You can't get the correct spelling on auto correct because you don't know how to spell the word close enough to get the auto correct to bring up the correct spelling...
At the bank drive thru you pick the shortest line. The person in front of you sends the capsule to the teller and asks for a deposit slip. Then sends it back again to borrow a pen. Then sits there and fills out the deposit slip, and finally sends it back to the teller only to have to get the capsule back to put a drivers license in it. Meanwhile the lines on either side of you are moving like the autobahn. Finally finished, the teller sends back the capsule with the receipt in it. The driver slowly moves out and it is your turn. Only to find the driver in front of you did not put the capsule back....
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The fact that it is also on a 737 Max is clearly showing that the documentation on board has been carefully reviewed
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So let me get this straight, if you can't read this card, telling you to notify a crew member if you can't read this card, you should notify a crew member that you can't read this card?
Sifossifoco
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Exactly, and I am so tempted to expose the airline that is using those cards...
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Exactly, and I am so tempted to expose the airline that is using those cards...
How is that different that the exit row cards in other aircraft?
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With me, it's the ATM. I swear I've been in line behind someone who was trying to finance a car through the flippin' ATM....
Zeldman
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And why is there instructions in Braille on the drive thru ATMs.??