Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[AggieMike88]

… and full of emojis

and I still think Idiocracy is as much a prophecy as it is a funny movie with electrolytes.

 

[CharlieD3]

A suspect has been found in the massacree of the Cherokee....

 

[Palmpilot]

The original story I heard was a remote island in the pacific where people were more or less cut off from the world and hadn't seen outsiders, they shot it up. According to Snopes, it's an art exhibit...

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/native-americans-airplane-arrows/

Per the follow up article, Snopes says that's a lot of Sitting Bull.

What makes you think Snopes has any credibility? Who are you going to believe, them or me?

One thing I appreciate about Snopes is that they identify their sources. People who challenge their credibility rarely do that.

 

[MauleSkinner]

One thing I appreciate about Snopes is that they identify their sources. People who challenge their credibility rarely do that.

You got a source for that statement?

 

[LesGawlik]

Isn't Snopes the site which is nothing more than a married couple going through a vicious divorce?

 

[Bob Noel]

1 April 2022 Pearls before Swine

I wish...

 

[tspear]

1 April 2022 Pearls before Swine

I wish...

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The only problem is for too many, every year has become an election year, so it never ends

Tim

 

[Palmpilot]

You got a source for that statement?

Which statement?

 

[MauleSkinner]

Which statement?

The second one.

 

[Palmpilot]

The second one.

This forum. See post numbers 11478 and 11480 in this thread, for example.

 

[Zeldman]

If you can read this,


I'm not impressed.


Most people know how to read...

 

[Hawker800]

 

[Hawker800]

 

[Hawker800]

 

[AggieMike88]

I had a dream I was on a walk in California on a grey sky day and went to a store called Mommas and Poppas to buy lettuce. But could not eat it because the leaves were brown.

 

[luvflyin]

I had a dream I was on a walk in California on a grey sky day and went to a store called Mommas and Poppas to buy lettuce. But could not eat it because the leaves were brown.

was it in the winter

 

[bflynn]

Was the sky grey?

 

[MauleSkinner]

Was the sky grey?

It was kind of a hazy shade of winter.

 

[Chris Scherry]

 

[Daleandee]

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Your radio sounds "scratchy" to me ...

 

[Briar Rabbit]

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I was thinking "Purrfect"

 

[Daleandee]

Depends on what you "paw-fur" your radio to sound like.

 

[Pugs]

If he'd paws between transmissions he might get an answer

 

[CharlieD3]

Poof!

 

[L J Donelson]

 

[SoonerAviator]

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[Albany Tom]

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If everyone had the skills of Simo Hayha, the world would be a much more peaceful place.

 

[CharlieD3]

Youins need to larn how to use 'em.

 

[L J Donelson]

Youins need to larn how to use 'em.

Refill the blinker fluid and it's all good to go.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Youins need to larn how to use 'em.

Best part is the people who don’t use them get ****ed off because you can’t read their minds.

 

[Bob Noel]

Best part is the people who don’t use them get ****ed off because you can’t read their minds.

if they are even aware of other cars on the road :-/

 

[Sac Arrow]

".... maybe once every six months. But I fall down three times a day!"

 

[MauleSkinner]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

what do call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

They work better when you say them out loud, I guess.

 

[Pilawt]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

what do call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

They work better when you say them out loud, I guess.

Georgia state trooper to redneck driver: “You got an ID?”

Driver: “‘Bout what?”

 

[Albany Tom]

That's a lead in to one of my favorite Yogi Berra jokes.

Frustrated teacher: Yogi, do you know anything?
Yogi: Ma'am, I don't even suspect anything.

 

[Daleandee]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

what do call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

They work better when you say them out loud, I guess.

Well ...what do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!

What to call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef!

What to call a dog with no legs?
Don't matter, he ain't coming when you call him!

 

[wayne]

 

[wayne]

 

[CharlieD3]

 

[Daleandee]

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Made me have a Spinal Tap flashback ...