Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[CharlieD3]

 

[Pilawt]

 

[bflynn]

 

[Half Fast]

Why don’t the Jedi have a Navy?
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Because a Navy would lead to the dock side.

 

[L J Donelson]

Did you hear what happened to Biden?
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They had to put him in the hospital.
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He couldn't stop Pootin.
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Here all week, try the veal.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”

 

[Cap'n Jack]

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks— I’ll never part with it!

 

[AggieMike88]

I recently went to a class to obtain my Part 107 certificate but had a difficult time paying attention

the instructor kept droning on and on and on

 

[AggieMike88]

 

[Hawker800]

 

[CharlieD3]

.:--:.

 

[SkyChaser]

.:--:.

The real reason they do that is so when the pilots are too tired to keep their eyes open, they can still find the right room.

 

[Briar Rabbit]

Walmart is opening Dental Offices in some of their stores.

There will be an Express Lane for people with 12 teeth or less!

 

[Briar Rabbit]

We all know mirrors don't lie...

I'm just grateful that they don't laugh!

 

[Briar Rabbit]

I am trying to convince my wife that I am not aging, just ripening to perfection!

 

[Palmpilot]

I am trying to convince my wife that I am not aging, just ripening to perfection!

Like a fine wine!

 

[AggieMike88]

Like a fine wine!

Some folks I have met, more like “fine whine”.

 

[CharlieD3]

Karen?

 

[SkyChaser]

If there isn't a magazine titled "Redneck Aviation", there should be.

So @2-Bit Speed and I got to joking about a magazine tailored towards pilots from the less-than-filthy-stinking-rich portion of the population, and came up with a great idea. So as not to derail the thread about Flying magazine, I posted here. All names and slogans are products of 2-Bit's genius, not mine.


Well, what do y'all think??

 

[jsstevens]

So @2-Bit Speed and I got to joking about a magazine tailored towards pilots from the less-than-filthy-stinking-rich portion of the population, and came up with a great idea. So as not to derail the thread about Flying magazine, I posted here. All names and slogans are products of 2-Bit's genius, not mine.
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Well, what do y'all think??

I’d subscribe.

 

[SkyChaser]

I’d subscribe.

I'll put you on the list to contact if and when we start 'er up.

 

[Half Fast]

Print up some subscription forms, go to the bookstore and tuck them into all the aviation magazines on the stand. In no time you’ll have enough cash to get @2-Bit Speed started on SP training.

 

[Zeldman]

If your airport tower says, ''git 'er done'' instead of cleared for takeoff, you might be in redneck territory....

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Half Fast]

If your airport tower says, ''git 'er done'' instead of cleared for takeoff, you might be in redneck territory....

If your airport’s wind sock is long underwear hung from a tree stand, you might be in redneck territory.

 

[SkyChaser]

If your airport tower says, ''git 'er done'' instead of cleared for takeoff, you might be in redneck territory....

If your airport’s wind sock is long underwear hung from a tree stand, you might be in redneck territory.

I may be contacting you gentlemen later to ask if you would be interested in writing for a start-up aviation magazine, for the "You Saw What?!?!" and "Breaker, Breaker, Over" columns.

 

[Zeldman]

I may be contacting you gentlemen later to ask if you would be interested in writing for a start-up aviation magazine, for the "You Saw What?!?!" and "Breaker, Breaker, Over" columns.

Or, ''How I Flew a Dead Moose on a C-207''....

 

[Half Fast]

If your hangar includes a hog pen and a chicken coop, you might be in redneck territory.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Or, ''How I Flew a Dead Moose on a C-207''....

I’d be disappointed if it didn’t involve live animals.

 

[bflynn]

So @2-Bit Speed and I got to joking about a magazine tailored towards pilots from the less-than-filthy-stinking-rich portion of the population, and came up with a great idea. So as not to derail the thread about Flying magazine, I posted here. All names and slogans are products of 2-Bit's genius, not mine.

Well, what do y'all think??

are those soybeans?

 

[Half Fast]

If your CFI carries an empty beer can to spit tobacco juice into during your flying lessons, you might be in redneck territory.

 

[Art Schmidt]

 

[SkyChaser]

are those soybeans?

I think so, but I'm not entirely sure. I just grabbed a picture off the internet.

 

[SkyChaser]

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Shouldn't that say "Happy International Women's Day"? Or better yet, what I started typing instead of "international"...Happy Irrational Women's Day, y'all!

 

[jsstevens]

I may be contacting you gentlemen later to ask if you would be interested in writing for a start-up aviation magazine, for the "You Saw What?!?!" and "Breaker, Breaker, Over" columns.

You’ve got to include the redneck equivalent of I Learned About Flying From That, the Hold My Beer column.

 

[NealRomeoGolf]

So @2-Bit Speed and I got to joking about a magazine tailored towards pilots from the less-than-filthy-stinking-rich portion of the population, and came up with a great idea. So as not to derail the thread about Flying magazine, I posted here. All names and slogans are products of 2-Bit's genius, not mine.
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Well, what do y'all think??

I got distracted when you used the word filthy...

 

[Daleandee]

So @2-Bit Speed and I got to joking about a magazine tailored towards pilots from the less-than-filthy-stinking-rich portion of the population, and came up with a great idea. So as not to derail the thread about Flying magazine, I posted here. All names and slogans are products of 2-Bit's genius, not mine.

Well, what do y'all think??

I think this deserves its own thread ... "you might be a redneck pilot if ???"

 

[Jim K]

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Less than 2 weeks after we bought our new car....