Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[luvflyin]

I think it’s been around since George and Martha Washington....

I am so resisting the urge to bring this into the 21st Century. Admins, I need a time out. Save me from myself

 

[Daleandee]

I think it’s been around since George and Martha Washington....

Hillary?

 

[Half Fast]

Hillary?

Edmund?

 

[EdFred]

Edmund?

Fitzgerald?

 

[luvflyin]

Edmund?

Sir? Sheesh, The Next Word and Joke threads have fused

 

[Half Fast]

Fitzgerald?

?

 

[GaryM]

I think it’s been around since George and Martha Washington....

Probably so. When I first heard this joke, it involved Dick and Pat Nixon, plus Henry Kissinger.

 

[Jim K]

Since you all seem to like dad jokes, and it IS Friday:

 

[EdFred]

Definitely photoshopped. Pilots never have that many $20's laying around.

 

[Bob Noel]

Definitely photoshopped. Pilots never have that many $20's laying around.

But they need to keep them handy to tip the fueler...

 

[Sac Arrow]

First time I heard that one it was Al Gore

Well he did invent the Internet you know.

 

[Half Fast]

Definitely photoshopped. Pilots never have that many $20's laying around.

Might have been a DPE. They only take cash.

 

[Half Fast]

Well he did invent the Internet you know.

I thought it was global warming.

 

[2-Bit Speed]

I thought it was global warming.

A man can (pretend to) invent two things, Dad.

 

[Half Fast]

A man can (pretend to) invent two things, Dad.

 

[MauleSkinner]

First time I heard that one it was Al Gore

The urine or the handwriting?

 

[luvflyin]

T

The urine or the handwriting?

The urine of course, in Hillary’s handwriting. But let’s play with this. Say it was Al’s handwriting…………

 

[MauleSkinner]

T

The urine of course, in Hillary’s handwriting. But let’s play with this. Say it was Al’s handwriting…………

I think “let’s play with this” isn’t anywhere I want to go with this discussion.

 

[Palmpilot]

I thought it was global warming.

That theory originated in the 19th century. Pretty sure Al is not that old!

 

[Palmpilot]

A man can (pretend to) invent two things, Dad.

And other men can pretend that he said something other than what he really said.

 

[JOhnH]

 

[Bob Noel]

And other men can pretend that he said something other than what he really said.

hasn't stopped. still many many people making up lies about a person-who-shall-not-be-named, what he said, what he did.

move on people. move on.

 

[L J Donelson]

And other men can pretend that he said something other than what he really said.

Referencing SNopeS, yeah that'll boost credibility.

 

[Palmpilot]

Referencing SNopeS, yeah that'll boost credibility.

I evaluate the verifiability of the facts presented and the quality of the arguments made, not who's making them.

IBTL, by the way.

 

[Daleandee]

You gotta go pretty low to get the joke thread locked! Seriously ...

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[SkyChaser]

 

[SkyChaser]

An Excerpt of the Airline Dictionary:

CARRY-ON BAGGAGE - An item of unusually large dimensions that only fits under the seat when traveling to your destination, never on your return trip home. (Refrigerators, motorcycles, console TVs and Toyotas are not considered acceptable carry on baggage.)

FOG - A natural weather phenomenon usually occurring around airports while surrounding areas are clear. Fog is sometimes controlled by airlines to delay flights.

FLIGHT SCHEDULE - This is an entertaining fictional work used to confuse and irritate passengers with tight timelines.

PASSENGER - A herding creature of widely varying intelligence, usually found in pairs or small groups. They are sometimes known to become vicious and violent in simple, easily rectified situations. When frightened or confused, creatures collect into a group called a line . . . with no set pattern, often formed in very inconvenient places. Passengers often fall into one of four known species: Paxus Iratus, Paxus Latus, Paxus Inebriatus, or Paxus Stupifi.

 

[AggieMike88]

Classic Dr. Demento tune

 

[bflynn]

 

[Half Fast]

The biggest obstacle to pilotless planes will be the FAA medical...

 

[L J Donelson]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

You really only need to read the last panel.

 

[wayne]

 

[MauleSkinner]

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The good news is, I never hear Milli Vanilli songs.

 

[IK04]

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I blame it on the rain...

 

[bflynn]

I blame it on the rain...

Yup. No music.

 

[ElPaso Pilot]

 

[Cap'n Jack]

It needs a name like Bazüka.

 

[Matthew]

It needs a name like Bazüka.

And THAT’S how you win the internet.