Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

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[CharlieD3]

Fixed it for you.... Wouldn't scroll as the last post!

 

[CharlieD3]

And there he is again! It's like deja vu all over again!

 

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[Pilawt]

She's not really a Titans fan. She just has $50 on the "over" ...

 

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[Bill]

Don't leave out Keith Richards!

 

[Half Fast]

Don't leave out Keith Richards!

Or Cher.

 

[bflynn]

Oh, please do.

 

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[A Martin]

Three old guys have problems

OLD GUY #1 ...At 8:00 in the morning I can hardly pee ... I try and try but only a few drops come out
OLD GUY #2 ...At 8:00 in the morning I cannot have a bowel movement .... I huff and puff and push but only a few raisins come out
OLD GUY #3 ...At 8:00 in the morning I pee a full stream and have a great bowel movement

So what is the problem ??? ... you should be happy

OLD GUY #3 ... I dont get out of bed until 9:00 in the morning

 

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[CharlieD3]

Wish I had those abilities in a 172... Either of them (aerobatics or the ability to get up and get some coffee and a !)

 

[RussR]

I've heard basically this same joke as being with an F-16 and a B-52, where the punchline is the B-52 pilot saying "I just shut down an engine!"

 

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