Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[JOhnH]

Uh, I guess I'm slow. Something about male and female maybe?

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Uh, I guess I'm slow. Something about male and female maybe?

Thank of the 2 planes....and the name for the current Apple i-thing connector.

 

[Hang 4]

Thank of the 2 planes....and the name for the current Apple i-thing connector.

Very very frightening

 

[deonb]

 

[Hawker800]

 

[flyingcheesehead]

Uh, I guess I'm slow. Something about male and female maybe?

Thank of the 2 planes....and the name for the current Apple i-thing connector.

Very very frightening

Eesh. Lest the entire thread become about this, it's a Republic P-47 Thunderbolt followed by a Lockheed P-38 Lightning.

And this:

Hmmm. Apparently you can't link time here... So either look at 3:17 in the above video, or just click here.

 

[GeorgeC]

The judges also would have accepted:

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

 

[Crashnburn]

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Looks like she has furniture disease.

 

[Crashnburn]

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At least it's mostly not cherry, anymore.

 

[hawk25u]

- Colonoscopy California style

For all you Old Farts that are familiar (or should be)with colonoscopies
Being nervous and embarrassed about my up-coming colonoscopy, on a recommendation,
I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses
are allegedly more gentle.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure...
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection,"
the nurse told me..
"I don't have an erection," I replied.

"I do." replied another nurse.

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother
and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He
had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced
age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the
ice cream truck hadn't come .

I will never hear church bells ringing again without
smiling.

 

[Hawker800]

Too soon?

 

[Matthew]

I saw this tonight

 

[Tom-D]

just remember when you are paying $3.00 for a bottle of smart water, it ain't working.

 

[Pilawt]

 

[deonb]

 

[Pilawt]

 

[Tom-D]

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That took me a minute

 

[Matthew]

Jeff has too much time on his hands now that he's retired.

 

[NealRomeoGolf]

What do you call a metallurgist in the kitchen?


Iron chef

 

[RyanB]

 

[Tom-D]

It's time to retire

 

[hawk25u]

 

[hawk25u]

 

[Eric Stoltz]

I saw this tonight


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Pretty smart spot for the generator, indeed! Good eye.

 

[Hawker800]

 

[Hawker800]

Too soon?

 

[timwinters]

Happy "Single Man's Day" to all the single guys here!

 

[timwinters]

Too nebulous?

 

[WannFly]

Priceless !!

 

[1RTK1]

Too nebulous?

Not a lot of single pilots I would imagine, although it sure would make it easier when it comes to paying the bills.

 

[timwinters]

Not a lot of single pilots I would imagine, although it sure would make it easier when it comes to paying the bills.

The "joke" was...

yesterday was...

Wait for it...

Palm Sunday...

 

[RyanB]

Legendary

 

[Eric Stoltz]

...

 

[Hawker800]

 

[Hawker800]

 

[Brad Smith]

FFA? When pigs fly!

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

Future Flyers of America, one might suppose.

 

[upstateny]

I missed the FFA. Too focused on the "AIRLANES" and the "Nstitute." I wonder if the ad got an award for the most misspelled words?