Timbeck2
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I just didn't think last uber was all that funny I guess. Not because I was offended, just that it takes more than that to make me laugh.
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I just didn't think last uber was all that funny I guess. Not because I was offended, just that it takes more than that to make me laugh.
Matthew
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One of the guys I work with started riding to work yesterday. He added the headlight this morning. 16 miles each way, across the city.
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sorry about the rotated pix.
mscard88
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Matthew
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The more I look at it, the more brilliant it is.Classy.
The cell phone holder is a nice touch. The took kit is that hex key that's taped to the top tube so he can get to it easily when he needs to re-tighten the front drive sprocket.
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Timbeck2
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I dunno. I didn't think the Three Stooges were all that funny either.
mscard88
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WTF Tim! That's, that's unAmerican!
Zeldman
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Timbeck2
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Blasphemy..!!!
Wait, you don't watch Oprah instead, do you..???
No Oprah. The Stooges were way too predictable therefore, unfunny. I love slapstick comedy. Dumb and Dumber, Airplane and Naked Gun were good.
Hank S
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The Stooges were from a simpler time . . . .
mscard88
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I turned my grandson onto to them a couple of years ago, eight now, and we still watched them together when he's over here.
Let'sgoflying!
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Irish Divorce
The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened Paddy?” she asks anxiously.
“What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found? Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable! The end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!”
“Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!” says his mother-in-law. “There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.”
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. “Paddy, there, I told you it must be a simple explanation… She never got your email!”
The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened Paddy?” she asks anxiously.
“What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found? Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable! The end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!”
“Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!” says his mother-in-law. “There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.”
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. “Paddy, there, I told you it must be a simple explanation… She never got your email!”
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A1Topgun
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Looks like POA are also TBP lurkers.
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TBP?
JOhnH
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OK, so what is TBP (To Be Pilots?)Yeah, TBP?
Matthew
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Probably resposible for a lot of rear enders.
And I don't think those boots have steel toes.
And I don't think those boots have steel toes.
mscard88
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Now that would be kinky.
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mscard88
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http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_adult_videos/how_to_on_a_plane.shtml#.WweZNEEVKtI.mailto
Humor, it's humor! Laugh already!
Humor, it's humor! Laugh already!
My personality isn’t capable of such a thing.
Let'sgoflying!
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Tried. Failed. Hope sysadmin doesn't nail me for the attempt.
"Bitdefender Endpoint Security Tools blocked this page
This page is blocked by your system administrator. (Content Control, Web Category Filter: Pornography). "
mscard88
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Oh my gawd, there's no porno! All simulated and nothing shown or exposed. Implied, yeah, but in a humorous way.
denverpilot
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It says "adult" In the URL... that's pretty much a "nope" in most of the URL filtering security systems and databases, without even having a human check it.
mscard88
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And now Rosanne cancelled for what one person (Rosanne) stated. This country and the cupcakes.
denverpilot
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And now Rosanne cancelled for what one person (Rosanne) stated. This country and the cupcakes.
LOL, I heard about that during my self-imposed limit of five minutes of "news" per day via radio news, this morning.
Is anyone else AT ALL surprised that Roseanne is a really bad idea to hire as an employee, pretty much anywhere? Did someone forget her general behavioral trends from the last time she worked on TV? LOL...
I have a theory though... here goes... due to the network knowing her behavior last time, they had a "moral turpitude" clause in her contract, like most celebs, but let her and her attorneys red-line it. She goes on an online posting bender on purpose, and knows they can't withhold ALL of the money for the episodes not even already shot. Tells her attorney, "Get whatever money you can out of them" and cracks back another cocktail and waits.
Even if she only gets paid for three to six episodes after negotiations, she's made more money in a month than most people will make in ten years, even after paying the lawyer.
Hell, even if there is a clause in the contract, you KNOW that crap is going to the negotiating table, and she'll get something bigger than my airplane and house combined are worth.
mscard88
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Haha. I had the same thought and told my wife she's laughing all the way to the bank.
