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Timbeck2 said:
If your canoe flies over the dog house and loses it's right front tire, how many beans does it take to fix the toaster?
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You realize you can buy a new toaster for not many beans right?
 
flhrci said:
Was this thread dead?


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No, it was dormant.

OkieFlyer said:
Question: Is there any way that I can stop thinking of a scrotum every time I see your screen name?
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Think about that for a minute. My avatar is a pair of staple removers. Do you have any idea how much damage a staple remover can inflict on a scrotum?
 
Look, Amelia Erhart was a hot chick. If I were Charles, I'd immediately scrub the transatlantic mission and rescue Amelia.

El Capitain Savejo.
 
flhrci said:
If I remember correctly, that thread did not do so well. Will there be a reprisal of that thread?
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I for one, would participate. Depending on the question of course.
 
If nothing comes from nothing, where did everything come from?
 
Is Sac moving to San Antonio now that it has been named #1 Cougar Town in the US?
 
I like San Antonio. I use to like Cougars. I hate Cougars. They are like bunny boiling middle aged biological clock laden women with experience and a special bent on making sure no young man escapes the dreaded "when you make love to a woman" speech when all he wants to do is clean his fish and prep for the deer hunt tomorrow.
 
Sure. Theoretically, no question in itself is capable of critical thought.
 
Not possible. Shirley there are other Sac threads, newer ones. Why would you want to wake this dormant thread up from its slumber.
 
mscard88 said:
Not possible. Shirley there are other Sac threads, newer ones. Why would you want to wake this dormant thread up from its slumber.
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Imagine you were a thread, and you were in a coma, and you woke up after a year and a half of comacy. What would you make of the board?
 
Sac Arrow said:
Imagine you were a thread, and you were in a coma, and you woke up after a year and a half of comacy. What would you make of the board?
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That there was still a purpose to life? :dunno:
 
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Why are you so wrinkly?
Why do you hurt so much when kicked?
 
Salty said:
Why are you so wrinkly?
Why do you hurt so much when kicked?
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1. Because "Smooth Sac" would be really gay.

2. All my nerves are concentrated in my nuts.
 
Because Blue Diamond and Mariani already have the market cornered on nut sacks.
 
Sac,

Will you ever, ever eat a sandwich with a bun again? Even for your last, dying meal?
 
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