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Men are like old versions of Windows, can only do 16 colors.
Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!
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GaryM
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The Little Arrow That Could
You have Gorilla on basic?!
God I miss that game! I used to play that and XCom on our first Packard Bell computer.
flyingpreacher
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Our system at work is still DOS based. Most of my coworkers don’t understand it…
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No, I used a file photo here. Though the first computer I used at work had a green monochrome display.
MauleSkinner
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Violet? Really?
DaleB
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Purple, in guy-speak. Men don't see violet.
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AV8R_87
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Magenta. We're pilots, we all know that color. The king of colors.
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"It's not pink, bro"
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Snorting his way across the USA
I don't think that was actually what he was trying to say.
MauleSkinner
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I had a FlightSafety instructor mis-hear “It’s up to you” one time…he was pretty offended.
Nawww.... Gotta go with 'Bloody Pingu'.
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That's proper relationship counseling, not a joke.
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Quit with the negative waves, man.
My lovely bride, to a "T".
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My lovely wife, who I love dearly, made me paint a brand new garage door because she couldn't find the magic yellow among the stock yellows the door company offered.
Personally, I couldn't tell the difference.
Then I had to paint the exterior doors to match. Happy wife--Happy life.
Personally, I couldn't tell the difference.
Then I had to paint the exterior doors to match. Happy wife--Happy life.
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I disagree. It really is the reverse. Wife unhappy, you suffer. Wife happy, you can suffer or be happy it does not matter.
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Especially if they’re 10mm.
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You would never see them again.
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the first thing I thought of...
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aaaand, the 2nd thing I thought about
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That is where all the 10mm (and 7/16" if you're of a certain age) wrenches went! Now if we could find the sockets...
Dana
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Look at her, then guess where she'd be on the crazy-hot scale...
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I'm sure all those searches will bring up at least couple of "adult" websites.
Left of the hot crazy line.
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F4U Corsair vs P-51 Mustang - Navy General Board
F4U Corsair vs P-51 Mustang! The most famous warbird of the US Navy takes on the most famous warbird of the Army Air Force.
www.navygeneralboard.com
WWII: payloads of bomber planes 1939-1945 | Statista
In aerial warfare during the Second World War, the Allied powers developed their air fleets around long-range heavy bombers, whereas the Axis powers focused more on developing fighter aircraft and short range bombers to support ground or naval forces.
www.statista.com
D-Day and the Douglas C-47
In the early morning of June 6, 1944, thousands of soldiers, sailors, and airmen readied themselves for D-Day of Operation Overlord. For several divisions of American and British soldiers, the invasion had actually begun the night before on board Douglas C-47s.
Troop Carrier D-Day Flights – Air Mobility Command Museum
Where do old airplanes go? The lucky ones go to the Air Mobility Command Museum—the only museum dedicated to airlift and air refueling history!
It's a compulsion and a curse. I had to do it.
MauleSkinner
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Does your wife know? And is this what you were doing when you were supposed to be painting the garage door?F4U Corsair vs P-51 Mustang - Navy General Board
F4U Corsair vs P-51 Mustang! The most famous warbird of the US Navy takes on the most famous warbird of the Army Air Force.WWII: payloads of bomber planes 1939-1945 | Statista
In aerial warfare during the Second World War, the Allied powers developed their air fleets around long-range heavy bombers, whereas the Axis powers focused more on developing fighter aircraft and short range bombers to support ground or naval forces.D-Day and the Douglas C-47
In the early morning of June 6, 1944, thousands of soldiers, sailors, and airmen readied themselves for D-Day of Operation Overlord. For several divisions of American and British soldiers, the invasion had actually begun the night before on board Douglas C-47s.airandspace.si.edu
Troop Carrier D-Day Flights – Air Mobility Command Museum
Where do old airplanes go? The lucky ones go to the Air Mobility Command Museum—the only museum dedicated to airlift and air refueling history!amcmuseum.org
It's a compulsion and a curse. I had to do it.
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F4U Corsair vs P-51 Mustang - Navy General Board
F4U Corsair vs P-51 Mustang! The most famous warbird of the US Navy takes on the most famous warbird of the Army Air Force.WWII: payloads of bomber planes 1939-1945 | Statista
In aerial warfare during the Second World War, the Allied powers developed their air fleets around long-range heavy bombers, whereas the Axis powers focused more on developing fighter aircraft and short range bombers to support ground or naval forces.D-Day and the Douglas C-47
In the early morning of June 6, 1944, thousands of soldiers, sailors, and airmen readied themselves for D-Day of Operation Overlord. For several divisions of American and British soldiers, the invasion had actually begun the night before on board Douglas C-47s.Troop Carrier D-Day Flights – Air Mobility Command Museum
Where do old airplanes go? The lucky ones go to the Air Mobility Command Museum—the only museum dedicated to airlift and air refueling history!
It's a compulsion and a curse. I had to do it.
More than 1,000 C-47s flew during D-Day
I worked with a man who jumped out of a C 47 the night before D day. Lean, tough, and gentle. He was drafted about 6 months before D day. He was less than 10 years older than I.
Trivia, the C 47 did not do most of the Berlin airlift, 2 tons capacity. C 54, 4 engine planes did. 10 ton cargo capacity.
Initially, LeMay had only 2 C 54's, and 102 C 47's. Peak of the operation, a plane landed every 30 seconds, 24 hours a day.
About 28000 tons a day.
Seems strange that this is in the jokes thread
Trivia, the C 47 did not do most of the Berlin airlift, 2 tons capacity. C 54, 4 engine planes did. 10 ton cargo capacity.
Initially, LeMay had only 2 C 54's, and 102 C 47's. Peak of the operation, a plane landed every 30 seconds, 24 hours a day.
About 28000 tons a day.
Seems strange that this is in the jokes thread
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