flyingcheesehead
Touchdown! Greaser!
Well, I still have some Google-fu. Took four minutes to find it: Bethel St, Norwich, England.Where?
FWIW, the newer picture is likely more computing power.
And isn't this a joke thread?
Well, I still have some Google-fu. Took four minutes to find it: Bethel St, Norwich, England.Where?
FWIW, the newer picture is likely more computing power.
And isn't this a joke thread?
That first picture doesn't look like 1974... turns out it was 1957.View attachment 134687
Same location, same computing power, 50 years later.
Joke's on the guys who bought the original computer, thinking that will be all the processing power they'll ever need.And isn't this a joke thread?
Dude…I just did a spit take of my coffee.A Scotsman brings a sheep in to the living room where his wife is seated and announces "this is the fat pig I scr*** when you aren't around."
His wife looks confused and says "that's not a pig. That is a sheep."
The Scotsman retorts "be quiet! I wasn't talking to you!"
Personally, I think he should be wondering when he will be able to set foot outside of jail again.
Not sure which smiley would be appropriate…most of them could have some unintended implications. I certainly wouldn’t use a “thumb up.”
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what; metal, wood, plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge.
The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was asked, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?
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They were M&M's!!!
Everyone knows they melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
My daughter, who worked as a lifeguard and trained lifeguards for over 10 years says “lol” (especially with the quotes)also looks like a drowning person.
On the topic of math (for the connoisseurs):
What is a complex child? A child with a real mother and an imaginary father.
That's more of an imaginary scenario.Why can't it be an imaginary mother and a real father?
And quite complex!That's more of an imaginary scenario.
So if two complex children hook up would they be complex conjugates?On the topic of math (for the connoisseurs):
What is a complex child? A child with a real mother and an imaginary father.
So if two complex children hook up would they be complex conjugates?
Nauga,
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