"Number one rule, don't bend the airplane."
"More right rudder." - every beginning pilot has heard that one!
"Your feet are not connected to your brain, but we can fix that." (First instructor, tailwheel instructor... but NOT spin instructor! Yay!)
"Three bounces doesn't count for currency, Captain Kangaroo." (Hey, sometimes you just have to laugh...)
"Airspeed is life." (Yup.)
"The airplane is not afraid of the dark." (Later that was modified to, "The airplane is not afraid of the rain.")
Sound of engine speed falling off... "Where are you going to land?" (EVERY CFI EVER... Hahah...)
"If you ever have to hit something, choose the softest thing you can to hit." (Mountain instructor.)
"See that gap in the trees over there? [During a takeoff.] I've had to go through it." (Mountain instructor.)
"Aspen trees hurt less than pine trees." (Different Mountain instructor.)
"I thought I was going to take the landing gear off on that rock over there [as we cross the top of Hagerman Pass] one day. Watch the downdrafts right here." (Yet another Mountain instructor.)
"Take your hands off the controls. See? It flies better if you leave it alone." (Sometimes you need a reminder that over-controlling is way worse than just letting the airplane fly on its own.)
Long question about what control inputs to use for something... "Whatever it takes." (Sometimes you just don't need a long description... if the nose needs to go up, down, left, right, whatever, just make it go there.)
"I don't want to scare you, but if you don't do something, we are both going to die in about 15 seconds." (Best saved for advanced students with a sense of dark humor.)
"What are your runway lengths and takeoff and landing data today? If you didn't fill out a TOLD sheet, we aren't going flying." (Very straight laced Instrument instructor. He taught to do it right, every time. No shortcuts.)
"This airplane is really cheap, but every CFI at the club has had the gear not come down on it at least once, let's not push our luck." (The realities of rentals sometimes need to be mentioned...)
"Lift your hood and look over there toward the airport. You ready for your first ILS to minimums?" (
@jesse + unexpected fog bank... wheee!)
Five minutes later, after going missed... "Now what are you going to do?" (
@jesse again + knowing I hadn't thought about the next thing... )
"Your job is to make mistakes. My job is to make sure you stay safe while you make mistakes." (Quit worrying about it, screw up, and I'll show you how not to.)
"I've told you once that your hands should be on the throttle below 500 AGL, then I've asked you once to do it, this time, I'm not asking." (Heh... repetitive mistakes are fun... not.)
"If the trend is toward a crash, fix the trend." (Understated and simple, but right.)
Controller asks if we have the updated ATIS... "Lie, tell him you have it. We have a long taxi and two radios." (I was laughing so hard I almost couldn't tell the controller we had it. We really had it about ten seconds later. LOL!)
"I credit drilling the exit procedure with my instructor with saving my life." (CFI who had to bail from a Citabria after half a wing came off.)
"Every student you ever fly with is trying to kill you." (CFI for CFI, DPE for CFI, every CFI I talked to after earning the CFI.)
"Has anyone shown you 'cockpit judo' yet? You won't find this in any of your books." (DPE for CFI ride... and he proceeded to show techniques for getting a frozen student off of the controls effectively in two side-by-side chairs.)