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Final Approach
Never taxi faster than a cow can run.
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Never taxi faster than a cow can run.
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
That's funnier than hell!!! Not so much for the dog. Even less so for the rodent- Oh the indignity!!!LOL! My dog almost had to have surgery after he ate something smaller than his head but larger than the other end. Best guess was a rodent skull. He passed it at about 3AM one night so I didn't go look. Didn't sound fun. Hahahaha.
Unless the cows are running after you, then taxi faster than the cows......
That's no joke. I'm not sure how modern fabric tastes, but in the good old days of doped cotton fabric there were plenty of stories of livestock eating the fabric off of the wings of airplanes. If I find myself chased by cows or, really, any other animal and I'm in an airplane, I'm giving it the onion and getting off the ground.Or take off quick! I had just landed on a rough grass strip in a Cub, and noticed the damn cows headed my way. Turned around quickly and got out of there, hell, they might've ate the plane!
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
.....or more poetically:"Fit in a skillet?....Kill it!"Among my motorcycling friends: "If you can eat it in one sitting, hit it. If not, try to avoid it"
... We were given runway 14 and he said "Nope, we need 04." Tower was a bit ****ed, but we got our runway...
LOL... yea, thanks.... If I was one of your passengers, I'd prefer a handful of gas over a handful of oil any day....If I've got some oil on my hands, I'll get a little 100LL on my rag and clean them up.
"If you need runway four you need to hold for ten to twenty minutes for other traffic, you still want runway four?" You may be the final authority of your airplane but that controller is the final authority on who gets to land on which runway. ATC is there to separate aircraft...not just YOUR aircraft.
I'm serious. Well not that it was the best thing I learned, but he actually did this. We used to go out drinking on Monday nights after ground school was done. I'm often surprised I survived my flight training...not the flying part, but the going out and getting drunk with my CFI (who was also my roommate).ROFL
Neither of which applies to 99% of ATC or pilots.
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Tim falls into that 1% I heard!
'Takeoffs are optional'.
Or the dead stick takeoffHaven't you ever heard of an emergency takeoff?
http://www.flyingmag.com/technique/proficiency/sky-kings-flying-aircraft-youre
(4th paragraph)
Or the dead stick takeoff
Reminds me of the pitch for airspeed throttle for altitude discussion.I'm guessing this was only possible because he had an AOA indicator.
Or the dead stick takeoff
When given the choice of an instrument to smash in the case of static system failure, most student's pick the hobbs meter.5. Connect Hobbs back up
...Sorry if this is a little testy, and for the most part we all get along - but every now and then the authorities get confused.
Caramon13, perhaps I came on a little strong which wasn't my intent. As most know I'm a pilot and a controller and I understand both issues. I'm sure any controller wouldn't have had a problem with a request rather than a demand for a different runway. Perhaps if you added the information about the wind I would have responded differently. Controllers always try to change to the runway most aligned with the wind. My point was that pilots don't always take in consideration what other traffic may be out there other than one aircraft that requests a different runway.
"Fly the plane like you have 100 passengers in back who you want to come back."
If you are polite and use the words like "please" and "thank you", ATC is more likely to oblige."If you need runway four you need to hold for ten to twenty minutes for other traffic, you still want runway four?" You may be the final authority of your airplane but that controller is the final authority on who gets to land on which runway. ATC is there to separate aircraft...not just YOUR aircraft.
Which makes me think of one of the pilots (Kann?) who trained Ernie Gann in Fate is the Hunter: "If my ass gets there in one piece I'm pretty sure the passengers will too."
Concur and conceded- I'm more likely to botch comms than a controller is - he/she is a professional, and I'm not; I'm not flying a full shift every day. But "attitude" and "penalty" vectors are petty nonsense, not worthy of a professional.I can guarantee you that I'm not an "authority" on anything. I can also tell you that a lot of the "confusion" lies in bad communication and in my experience if you want to put percentages on it, pilots are a lot more confused than controllers. Using the example above and one that I commented on, if the pilot needs another runway, ATC will bend over backwards to accommodate that request. But put it to the controllers as a demand with no explanation whatsoever, then you're going to get some attitude and quite possibly some penalty vectors.
If you are polite and use the words like "please" and "thank you", ATC is more likely to oblige.
I did not learn this one from my CFI, I worked it out all by myself.
Which could also be another important thing CFIs could teach students: "those pesky ATC guys hiding behind the microphone are actually humans, like you and me". :nod:
I let the speed degrade just a little, and when I pulled power back on the good engine there was plenty of rudder to keep controlled. I put the last notch of flaps in and made the numbers.