FAA: "Hi, I'm Steve from the FAA, investigating a noise complaint."
me: "Hi Steve, may I see your credentials please?"
FAA: "Here ya go."
Me: "Thanks." (hands back credentials)
FAA: "So, we've had a complaint at xx:xx on Sat from airport KXXX."
Me: (blank stare)
FAA: "Was that you?"
me: "Am I under arrest, is this a criminal matter?"
FAA: "Well, right now it's an administrative inquiry, there is no criminal complaint that I'm aware of."
Me: "Nice meeting you Steve, you have a nice day. I'm headed home now. Goodbye."
FAA: "Uh - wait, I would like you gather some information on this complaint."
Me: "Buh-bye, let me know if there is a criminal complaint."