You know, I can't help but laugh at pilots who think a ramp check by the FAA is so wrong.
If you guys think the FAA is this horrible, evil monster, just try stepping out of the USA and give other countries aviation agencies a try.
I'm in South East Asia and have a pilot license in the country I operate. You think the FAA is bad on ramp checks? Let the local Civil Aviation Authority here ramp you. You WILL cooperate or they will confiscate your airplane and make it financially painful to get it back. Paperwork? Here you are required to carry 7 documents just for the airplane, all which must be renewed annually, including the airworthiness certificate.
Here's how you renew your airworthiness certificate. Go to the Civil Aviation Authority with your old airworthiness certificate and your logbooks. You enter a huge room and take a number. When your number is called you will be given several forms to fill out and wait to be called to the next window. When finally called to the next window (may be a few hours) you hand them the paperwork, then you are directed to go to another window to pay your fees. After paying the fee you take your receipt back to the window with your paperwork. Then you leave and in a few days you can return, take a number and wait to get your airworthiness certificate.
You also need an insurance certificate. Yep, that's right, you are REQUIRED to carry an insurance certificate. And a radio license, which means going to the NTC (National Telecommunications) office and pretty much doing the same drill as the airworthiness certificate, EVERY year.
Then there is the fun of renewing your pilot certificate, which for an ATP is every six months and Private and Commercial is once a year. You will go to the Civil Aviation Authority, take a number and go through a paperwork process, pay your fees and WAIT. Typically takes 2 to 3 days to renew. And bring your logbook as the Inspector will want to see it and put a stamp in it. Sorry, not an option, it's REQUIRED.
Then you have your flight physical. Sorry, no AME's here, you go to the Civil Aviation Authority to renew (6 months ATP, 12 months Commercial). Go to a room, take a number and wait. Go to the desk, get several forms to fill out and then go to the window to pay the fees. Then you are given a slip of paper that is a checklist and you get to go room to room for the various phases (ECG, X-Ray, Laboratory, Dental, Vision, Hearing, etc). Yes, you will have a chest X-ray and a Dental visit. This process is pretty much a day killer and then you must return the second day to retrieve your certificate.
And then there is the ELP (English Language Proficiency Test). Go to the Civil Aviation Authority, pay your fees (see the common theme here) and come back next week. When you get there for your appointment you are taken in a room and hooked up to a microphone and then asked to read back a clearance and then about 10 questions which you aren't given time to think about. After a couple of hours of this fun your tape is taken and you leave. The results of your ELP takes 2 weeks to get, and another week after that to get the "certificate" which you are required to carry with you at all times. If you get a Level "6' score you only take the test once, if you score a "5" then it's a retest every 3 years, and if you make a "4" then you retest EVERY year. Fortunately I scored a 6, but a friend who is Japanese American only scored a 4 (and he speaks perfect fluent english).
Then you must have a radio license. Again, go to the NTC, take a number and wait. Go to the window, get your forms and fill them out, then to the next window to pay your fees. Then you get to sit for an exam on radios which includes a lot of theory. If you pass then you come back in a couple of days to get your license.
So as a pilot here you carry your license, a photo ID, your medical, your ELP and your radio license.
Oh, and there are no DPE's here, all checkrides are done with the Civil Aviation Authority. And another requirement to get a pilot license is a background check by the NBI (equivalent to the FBI).
Yep, cry me a river about how bad it is in the USA. You guys don't know just how good you really have it.