Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Sac Arrow said:
Witnesses say the cyclist was closely following an attractive young woman rider when he hit a rock, sending him headfirst into the pavement to his death.

The medical examiner ruled the cause of death to be assfixiation.
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He cracked the case.
 
Well he died doing something he loved (crashing his bike?)
 
Sac Arrow said:
Witnesses say the cyclist was closely following an attractive young woman rider when he hit a rock, sending him headfirst into the pavement to his death...
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If following so closely, you'd think he would have rear-ended her.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Witnesses say the cyclist was closely following an attractive young woman rider when he hit a rock, sending him headfirst into the pavement…
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She didn’t have good tail lights.
 
Well, that reminds me of a dad joke that failed:

Years ago, when my nieces-in-law were little kids, I asked, “What’s brown and sticky?”

Youngest niece, “Ewww!”

Oldest niece, “Syrup!”

Me, “No! A stick! Wait…that’s actually a really good answer.”
 
could be worse….. could be a b…er… a female dog
 
farmrjohn said:
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  • carrier pigeon
  • 1/8 cup sugar
  • 1 quart water
  • 1/8 cup table salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon fresh thyme, minced
  • 1/4 teaspoon fresh oregano, minced
  • 1/4 teaspoon fresh rosemary, minced
  • 1/4 teaspoon sage, minced
  • 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • zest of 1/4 lemon (roughly 1/2 teaspoon)
  • 1 clove garlic, minced
  • 1/2 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil
 
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billsgs126 said:
  • carrier pigeon
  • 1/8 cup sugar
  • 1 quart water
  • 1/8 cup table salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon fresh thyme, minced
  • 1/4 teaspoon fresh oregano, minced
  • 1/4 teaspoon fresh rosemary, minced
  • 1/4 teaspoon sage, minced
  • 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • zest of 1/4 lemon (roughly 1/2 teaspoon)
  • 1 clove garlic, minced
  • 1/2 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil
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If only the other forms of spam (aside from the canned meat of course) were actually useful like this! If every time they contacted me, I got something to eat out of it, I’d probably be less angry with them!
 
Mmm… squab, haven’t had that since I was kid. I remember it being delicious.
 
Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe said:
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Not with a stick but with a standoff weapon...a heavy dirt clod from around 20ft. My friend and I watched for about 5 seconds then realized the swarm that erupted from the nest were on to our cloaking devices. Needless to say, all those hornets saw were elbows and a$$oles for a couple of hundred yards.
 
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