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Those Rowdy Irishmen!

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.​
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When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.​
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"S'cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done,"what was that all about?"​
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"Nothin', said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."​
 
Ole dies. His widow, Lena, goes to post the obituary.

The clerk at the newspaper asks, ‘What do you want to print in the death notice?’

Lena, taciturn Swede that she is, says, ‘Print: Ole died.’

The clerk replies, ‘Don’t you want to say more than that? The first five words are free.’
Lena thinks for a minute and then says, ‘OK print this: Ole died. Airplane for sale.’
 
Ya know, back ven Ole and Lena got married, Dey took da bus up ta Dalut for der honeymoon.

About 15 miles outa Da Cities (dat’s da Twin Cities of Minneapolis an’ St. Paul, for dose of you not familiar) da bus breaks down. So everybody gets off da bus, and da bus driver’s fixing’ da bus, and Ole walks up ta Lena and says, “Lena, let’s go out in da woods and be like man and wife.”

Lena says, “No, Ole, we do dis right. We wait til we get ta Dalut.”

Pretty soon, da bus driver gets da bus fixed, everybody gets in da bus, and off dey go.

About 15 miles later, da bus breaks down again, so everybody gets off da bus, and da bus driver’s fixing’ da bus, and Ole walks up ta Lena and says, “Lena, let’s go out in da woods and be like man and wife.”

Lena says, “No, Ole, we do dis right. We wait til we get ta Dalut.”

Pretty soon, da bus driver gets da bus fixed, everybody gets in da bus, and off dey go.

About 10 miles later, da bus breaks down again, so everybody gets off da bus, and da bus driver’s fixing’ da bus, and Ole is off standing by hisself. Lena walks up to Ole and says, Ole, let’s go out in da woods and be like man and wife.”

Ole says, “But Lena, da last two times I asked, you said, ‘No, we do dis right, we wait til we get ta Dalut,’”

Lena says, “I know, Ole, but I was talking to dose hunters over dere, and dey said if dis bus breaks down one more time, da f***in’ season’s gonna be over!”
 
bflynn said:
20s? How old is this picture?
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Well, remember, he takes his DPE fee in the "document checking" stage of the checkride, so this is above and beyond that. Safe to say that the DPE is making an easy grand today...
 
JOhnH said:
Perhaps she’s a motorcyclist.
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Are motorcycles considered to be "stick shift"? Either way, she has never driven a manual transmission car, which is what the article is supposedly about.
 
SkyChaser said:
Are motorcycles considered to be "stick shift"? Either way, she has never driven a manual transmission car, which is what the article is supposedly about.
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Well, a bike is at least manual, but it's a sequential shifter (left foot) and a clutch (left hand).
 
Or an automatic. My son’s girlfriend just bought a Honda 1100. She was adamant that it be an automatic.
 
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