My older brother became an Army Ranger, so his ability to beat me up only increased as we got older.
When the grandchildren come all of these attributes wil be needed again ...
I can relate... I was having lunch with a bunch of people from work, and one giant sized guy is telling us about his new fiance. He'd been divorced five times. So before my filter kicks in, I hear myself say "So, Bob, how many times is it going to take before you figure out that marriage might not be for you?"I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else at what comes out of my mouth.
I see another oil filter shortage coming
I'm always amazed that my wife can tell the difference between nearly identical colors, but cannot tell the difference between a 10mm and a1 inch socket.
A coworker’s mom passed away. They had her cremated, and the funeral director asked if he wanted to view the cremation. He didn’t know that was actually a thing, but he watched while they ran her in and then left.I can relate... I was having lunch with a bunch of people from work, and one giant sized guy is telling us about his new fiance. He'd been divorced five times. So before my filter kicks in, I hear myself say "So, Bob, how many times is it going to take before you figure out that marriage might not be for you?"
As soon as I said it, my next thought, that I didn't say out loud, was "Huh. Those might be the last words I ever say."
Bob just laughed. He didn't end up marrying that one.
It's a jedi mind trick.