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Aircraft getting vectors to the ILS.

Female ATC: "Delta 123 can I turn you on at eight miles?"
Pilot: "Madam, you can try!"


What do you call a drunk pilot flying an ILS?
A non-precision approach.
 
Why do women have a pair of panties but just one bra?

A. Because a double plural would be redundant.
 
Q. Why was the deaf mute man disqualified as a witness?

A. His testimony was all hearsay!
 
What lawsuit prompted this ...

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Looks like there are only two things you are allowed to do ...

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