Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

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So... A husband gets in the shower, just as his wife is getting out, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, I'll give you $800.00 to drop that towel..." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800.00 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in her towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that, at the door?" She says, "It was Bob, the next- door neighbor. The husband replies, "Great! Did he bring the $800.00 he owes me?"
 
It's page 350. Maybe we've just run out of better jokes.
 
Albany Tom said:
It's page 350. Maybe we've just run out of better jokes.
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A ham & cheese sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “sorry, we don’t serve food here”.
Ba-dum, tiss


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