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Tomatoes are also known as the devils fruit...

...not to be confused with Devil fruit.
 
How to be an adult...
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The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light.
The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Light.
The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light.
The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.
The first three ask the CEO of Guinness why he didn't order a Guinness, to which he replied:
"I figured if you 3 weren't ordering beer it would be rude for me to."
 
Years ago I dated a girl whose dad was a high ranking officer in the Anheuser-Busch company. Man, that family drank beer at every meal, morning, noon and night. Her dad would always give me a case of beer everytime I came over.

I had to stop dating her because of all the beer I was drinking...
 
Zeldman said:
Years ago I dated a girl whose dad was a high ranking officer in the Anheuser-Busch company. Man, that family drank beer at every meal, morning, noon and night. Her dad would always give me a case of beer everytime I came over.

I had to stop dating her because of all the beer I was drinking...
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First world problems...
 
Zeldman said:
Years ago I dated a girl whose dad was a high ranking officer in the Anheuser-Busch company. Man, that family drank beer at every meal, morning, noon and night. Her dad would always give me a case of beer everytime I came over.

I had to stop dating her because of all the beer I was drinking...
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You should have married her.
 
luvflyin said:
The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light.
The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Light.
The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light.
The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.
The first three ask the CEO of Guinness why he didn't order a Guinness, to which he replied:
"I figured if you 3 weren't ordering beer it would be rude for me to."
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Now at the Isle of Man TT
 
I prefer Smithwicks, or maybe a nice porter, but otherwise I completely agree.
 
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