Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[ElPaso Pilot]

 

[ElPaso Pilot]

 

[Palmpilot]

The way I initially remembered it is that port and left are both four-letter words.

 

[Half Fast]

The way I initially remembered it is that port and left are both four-letter words.

I simply learned “WE LEFT PORT.”

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[SoonerAviator]

The way I initially remembered it is that port and left are both four-letter words.

Port wine is red. There's no port left.

 

[bflynn]

Face the bow. Look left. That’s port. Look right. That’s starboard.

It’s just what it is.

 

[Bill]

The way I initially remembered it is that port and left are both four-letter words.

I simply learned “WE LEFT PORT.”

Port wine is red. There's no port left.

Face the bow. Look left. That’s port. Look right. That’s starboard.

It’s just what it is.

Even red nuns have odd green cans.

 

[Albany Tom]

I can't believe I'm the only one that remembers it this way: reds are left wing

 

[Bob Noel]

Face the bow. Look left. That’s port. Look right. That’s starboard.

It’s just what it is.

depends on which direction you are looking at the bow...

think about it.

 

[JOhnH]

depends on which direction you are looking at the bow...

think about it.

Perhaps he should have specified that you should be IN the boat, looking at the bow. But I thought that was intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.

 

[bflynn]

depends on which direction you are looking at the bow...

think about it.

Not really - if you're not on the boat and look left, you're not looking at the boat. But the point is just knowing rather than having to remember which is which.

None of which really should be discussed in a joke thread, so....

Yeah, I know

 

[bflynn]

 

[kaiser]

Even red nuns have odd green cans.

Red, right, return

 

[Bob Noel]

Perhaps he should have specified that you should be IN the boat, looking at the bow. But I thought that was intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.

context

context

context

 

[Matthew]

My first CFI said, “Port wine is red, so port is red. That’s how you remember.”

“OK. So how do you remember that port is left?”

“Beats me.”

 

[luvflyin]

Here. https://www.pilotsofamerica.com/community/threads/port-starboard-left-right-red-green.142611/ Now lets hear some jokes

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

you guys are just trying to jack up our post count to look better than the "next word that comes to mind
" thread.
Now,.. jokes.

 

[Zeldman]

Starboard is to the right,

port is in the kitchen cabinet...

 

[Half Fast]

Starboard is to the right,

port is in the kitchen cabinet...

YECHHH!!

If you want a bargain port, pour that swill down the sink and give this a try:



http://winetable.com/wine/benjamin-tawny-port-1435/

 

[Zeldman]

YECHHH!!

If you want a bargain port, pour that swill down the sink and give this a try:

At 5 bucks a bottle Fairbanks Port ain't cheap wine.!!

 

[Pilawt]

Can’t tear me away from my Château de Kirkland Cab-in-the-Box

 

[R.L.Mauzy]

 

[Lycosaurus]

With apologies to the Royalists in the group ...

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/iceberg-lovers-wild-over-viral-170404767.html

Ironic names for both the town and the body of water!

 

[Bill]

Even red nuns have odd green cans.

Red, right, return

Between these two you have everything you need!

 

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

 

[Albany Tom]

I'm not a dad, but sometimes, probably because of my age and adorable nature, someone will ask me to tell a dad joke. Here's an example I sometimes use:

How do you make a girl really mad at you? Tip her sister more.

Usually I'm not asked to provide further jokes.

 

[Matthew]

I'm not a dad, but sometimes, probably because of my age and adorable nature, someone will ask me to tell a dad joke. Here's an example I sometimes use:

How do you make a girl really mad at you? Tip her sister more.

Usually I'm not asked to provide further jokes.

My favorite dad joke backfired on me spectacularly.

My two nieces, back when they were 8 or 9, visited one weekend.

I hit them up with the classic: “What’s brown and sticky?” (The answer is, “a stick!”)

One said. “Ewww!”

The other said, “Syrup!”

I said,”No! It’s a…wait…that’s actually really good!”