Robin Willams’ take on golf is funny stuff.
That was just to move it around on the ground. I think. I hope.
... That's why you always gotta be on guard for the ones with wit ...On the other hand...
I was in line at the checkout at the local true value. There was a teenage girl at the register, who was also working the phone. A call came in, she answered, and after a short pause said "Yep, and probably bigger than your testicles" in a completely calm, dead pan voice. I kind of tilted my head sideways, in the Labrador retriever method of asking "wtf?", and she said "He asked if we sold fallopian tubes."
Next, ask her if she is aware that “nothing” will begin with an “n” and end with a “g”
Next time you're at the deli counter buying cold cuts, ask for a third of a pound, or 2/3, of whatever you're buying.My wife will absolutely kill me for it but I feel this urge to do this at the grocery this weekend just because I have a heart of pure evil .... I mean joy ... yeah joy that's what I meant ... lol
It would sound like a satisfyingly long fart.
My father's 1934 Ford 5-window coupe has a greyhound as the ornament.
Musical superpower.
I have the ability to resist listening to The Temptations.
Musical superpower.
I have the ability to resist listening to The Temptations.