Hater’s gonna hate
I have a brother that doesn't.What's to hate? Everybody likes chocolate.
I joined the Air Force so as Benjamin Buford Blue so eloquently said, “So I didn’t have to sleep with my head in the mud.”What's to hate? Everybody likes chocolate.
There better be a bar in that island.
Neither of my permanent duty stations in the Air Force had golf courses, and it was my impression that this was an exception to the rule. Although I'm not a golfer (but I did see "Caddy Shack), one of the most beautiful golf courses I've ever seen was the one at Homestead AFB ... Hurricane Andrew ended that. When it came to USAF infrastructure, the bar always came first ... all things are possible after a couple of decent drinks.
Harrison Ford would feel right at home there.
I joined the Air Force so as Benjamin Buford Blue so eloquently said, “So I didn’t have to sleep with my head in the mud.”
What's to hate? Everybody likes chocolate.
Harrison Ford would feel right at home there.
Hater’s gonna hate
semi adopted son's wife
Is the son semi adopted of the wife?
insert joke about
USAF showers
Navy showers
Army showers
Marine sho...er... what's a shower?
I had a flight hyd system failure over Iraq on a Southern Watch mission and diverted into Al Jabar circa 98. It was a wreck with virtually none of the damage done during Desert Storm having been repaired. Took a field trap they dearmed us and then towed us over to a sun shelter. They briefed us about the IED/Missile shelters and procedures, told us to keep our sidearms with us, not to walk off any marked area due to mines and "you're here on a good night, Steak and King Crab tonight". Ah, the USAF, suffering the whole way
Nam Phong. Our showers were dipping our helmet into a 55 gallon drum of water. Or waiting for the daily afternoon thunder storm. Grab a bar of soap, get naked and shower in the rain. But we had to quit doing that. C9 landed one day with the USO show. The CO was not amused that we were doing that next to the runway.insert joke about
USAF showers
Navy showers
Army showers
Marine sho...er... what's a shower?
It’d be much better if the flame was coming out of the butt.
Must have been birthday night. Every month when I was deployed to Kirkuk Iraq they would make steak and king crab for those who had a birthday that month. It wasn’t every day and you still had to eat with plastic utensils.I had a flight hyd system failure over Iraq on a Southern Watch mission and diverted into Al Jabar circa 98. It was a wreck with virtually none of the damage done during Desert Storm having been repaired. Took a field trap they dearmed us and then towed us over to a sun shelter. They briefed us about the IED/Missile shelters and procedures, told us to keep our sidearms with us, not to walk off any marked area due to mines and "you're here on a good night, Steak and King Crab tonight". Ah, the USAF, suffering the whole way
Oh you poor Air Force guys!and you still had to eat with plastic utensils.
How was the mud shampoo?Oh you poor Air Force guys!
They didn’t use shampoo…they used real poo!How was the mud shampoo?