Heard this one today:
The cruise ship magician did his act 3 times a day. The captain always attended and the captain’s parrot was there on his shoulder each time. Eventually the parrot had seen the act so many times it started heckling the magician, “Squawk! It’s in his sleeve!”
One night the ship hit an iceberg and sank. The magician ended up floating on a piece of wood, and the parrot was on the other end. They floated that way for days, staring at each other and not saying a word.
Finally the parrot says, “All right! I give up. What did you do with the ship?”