Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!
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My Wife's dog died, so I gave her another dog just like it. She was livid. "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?" she shouted.
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This would be funny if it wasn't so sickening. What a disaster.
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Yes. It is.
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Been a disaster for the last 20 years.
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Nothing like this.
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Not a joke... Truth.
But Phillipe will be able to get a job... I just can't say where without getting political...
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Not a joke... Truth.
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Mmm, mmm, I love me some inverted rectums!
EdFred
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Yes, I'll have the pig roids with some honey musturd.
luvflyin
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Woulda been just to damned funny if it said ‘boned’ instead of boneless.
luvflyin
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I don’t. I wanna see the video.
EDIT: More I look at this, it could work IF the sticks of lumber were all together and centered. And not strapped to the trailer which they already are not. Distance from the ball to the trailer rack just might be short enough.
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CharlieD3
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Maybe he's gonna put concrete in the back half of the trailer, and he's using the lumber to stabilize his lane changes!
Didja ever think if that, huh? Didja?
Maybe he's smarter than you think! Ha!
Quit picking on people! Meanie!
Didja ever think if that, huh? Didja?
Maybe he's smarter than you think! Ha!
Quit picking on people! Meanie!
Matthew
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Every part gets used, from the rooter to the tooter.
Piper18O
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Those could be sausage casings. Inverted means the have been turned inside out and have probably been scraped and cleaned. Sheep intestines are also used for sausage casings. Sometimes it is better to just not know where the stuff we eat comes from.
JOhnH
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And many of those same people that willingly put stuff in their mouth even though they don't know where it came from loudly refuse to inj . . .Those could be sausage casings. Inverted means the have been turned inside out and have probably been scraped and cleaned. Sheep intestines are also used for sausage casings. Sometimes it is better to just not know where the stuff we eat comes from.
never mind.
Not going there.
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Yesterday I saw a bumper sticker that said, "I am a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal."
Suddenly I realized how many proctologist are on the road.
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Suddenly I realized how many proctologist are on the road.
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Zeldman
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Sometimes it is better to just not know where the stuff we eat comes from.
Especially if you are married to a Filipina..
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What’s gross about natural sausage casing?
bflynn
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I don’t think they’re strapped to the trailer.
luvflyin
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Yeah. That’s why I said “…which they are already not…”
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I am now a believer. Masks save lives.
Friends, please put on a mask -- it really can save your life!
Yesterday, I was out with my girlfriend and on the way passed by my wife. She did not recognize me... these really do work!
Friends, please put on a mask -- it really can save your life!
Yesterday, I was out with my girlfriend and on the way passed by my wife. She did not recognize me... these really do work!
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Get you some hot pot.
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Funeral director .... I want you to dig this grave down to 10 feet.
Grave digger ........ Why ? Normal graves are 6 feet.
Funeral director .... Because he was a lawyer and down deep they are good guys.
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Funeral director .... I want you to dig this grave down to 10 feet.
Grave digger ........ Why ? Normal graves are 6 feet.
Funeral director .... Because he was a lawyer and down deep they are good guys.
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A Mafia Godfather learns that his bookkeeper has embezzled ten million dollars. The bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. So when the Godfather interrogates the bookkeeper about the missing $10 million, he brings along an attorney who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where's the 10 million you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!”
The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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A Mafia Godfather learns that his bookkeeper has embezzled ten million dollars. The bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. So when the Godfather interrogates the bookkeeper about the missing $10 million, he brings along an attorney who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where's the 10 million you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!”
The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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