Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

JOhnH said:
Sounds like some of that Impossible meatless meat stuff my wife has been pushing. It's actually not too bad, but it's NOT meat. Put it between a good bun with cheese, tomato, onion, mustard, mayo and maybe some bacon and it actually tastes pretty good.
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It must be the bacon that made it good.
 
Processed food - twinkies, fake meat, breakfast cereal, ramen packs, corn/wheat/soy based food substitutes - makes sense once in a while, if you can't afford real food, or if it's tasty and an occasional snack.

Back to the jokes.

Guy says to his wife "I had a great idea to make money! I bought a complete organ grinder setup! Like back in the old country, the crank organ, funny outfit, even a little monkey."
She replies "You're an idiot! Where do you think the monkey is going to sleep?"
He says "In the bed, with us."
She asks "What about the smell?"
He says "If I can get used to it, he can get used to it."
 
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JOhnH said:
Sounds like some of that Impossible meatless meat stuff my wife has been pushing. It's actually not too bad, but it's NOT meat. Put it between a good bun with cheese, tomato, onion, mustard, mayo and maybe some bacon and it actually tastes pretty good.
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I dunno what this is...
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Note to posters:
You must scroll through ALL 243 pages of "Lets Make Friday 'Joke Day' to insure you are not posting a previous joke.
Although some are worth a re-post.
 
A1Topgun said:
Note to posters:
You must scroll through ALL 243 pages of "Lets Make Friday 'Joke Day' to insure you are not posting a previous joke.
Although some are worth a re-post.
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The original. The Inaugural friday be like joke day joke.

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that
moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what
it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed
and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped
out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
 
eman1200 said:
@Jim K FARMER JOKE ALERT.............FARMER JOKE.......paging @Jim K ...........farmer joke.........
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:sigh:

I had successfully avoided this thread until now.

For my contribution, here's a picture I took in Texas that I can only assume was a case of a Mexican product being translated by a non- English speaker:
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Zeldman said:
And my wife is the one that buys those things...
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Finally!

I have to know what they're used for.

I was tempted to buy them for the novelty of pulling the tendons and literally giving my wife "the bird", but I only needed one, and what do you do with the rest?

I can think of a lot of places they'd be comical. Little chicken feet on everything. But the smell...

They could probably be put to good use at Rough River.

I think I've seen pickled chicken feet for sale... is there any other legitimate use?
 
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RyanB said:
People eat chicken feet??
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Years ago I was in a Dim Sum place. There was a woman walking around serving what looked like chicken wings. I tried to flag over to my table but she ignored me. Finally I went to her and asked if I could have some of that.
She said "No. You no like."
I said I like anything. Try me.
She again said "you no like". But she gave me some.

I looked at them and said "what are these".
She said "Chicken feet. EAT.
I ate them, but "I no like".

I then noticed that she was only serving Orientals (are we still allowed to say that). She was avoiding all Caucasians. I should have listened to her. Sometimes stereotyping is a good thing.
 
How is pho pronounced?
The generally accepted way to say “pho” is “fuh.”
Though the most common way to pronounce pho in Vietnam is “fuh” (like “duh”), some regions pronounce it more like “foe” and others stretch the word out into two syllables, according to Diane Cu, co-creator of the blog White on Rice Couple, via Chowhound

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luvflyin said:
How is pho pronounced?
The generally accepted way to say “pho” is “fuh.”
Though the most common way to pronounce pho in Vietnam is “fuh” (like “duh”), some regions pronounce it more like “foe” and others stretch the word out into two syllables, according to Diane Cu, co-creator of the blog White on Rice Couple, via Chowhound
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Always got a chuckle when crossing through Gainesville, TX on my way to FTW.
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Jim K said:
For my contribution, here's a picture I took in Texas that I can only assume was a case of a Mexican product being translated by a non- English speaker:
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I bought a dress that was made in China and it had a tag also obviously badly translated into English. It bragged that the bodice “flatters your boobs”. What they meant was, “flatters the bustline.” Means the same thing, but one is vulgar, the other perfectly fine for polite society.
 
I know a hutterite colony that eats deep fried chicken feet .... I was never brave enough to try one but apparently they are crispy and tasty
 
Rushie said:
I bought a dress that was made in China and it had a tag also obviously badly translated into English. It bragged that the bodice “flatters your boobs”. What they meant was, “flatters the bustline.” Means the same thing, but one is vulgar, the other perfectly fine for polite society.
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I think vulgar is pretty much subjective. Over the years things once considered vulgar by many have pretty much become just 'cute' by many. What about Ta Ta's. I don't think The American Cancer Society considers that vulgar anymore
 
Rushie said:
I bought a dress that was made in China and it had a tag also obviously badly translated into English. It bragged that the bodice “flatters your boobs”. What they meant was, “flatters the bustline.” Means the same thing, but one is vulgar, the other perfectly fine for polite society.
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There is nothing vulgar about boobs.
I love boobs.
 
Rushie said:
I bought a dress that was made in China and it had a tag also obviously badly translated into English. It bragged that the bodice “flatters your boobs”. What they meant was, “flatters the bustline.” Means the same thing, but one is vulgar, the other perfectly fine for polite society.
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Well, not exactly.

A dress can flatter your bustline, but it takes an appreciative admirer to flatter your boobs.
 
Half Fast said:
Well, not exactly.

A dress can flatter your bustline, but it takes an appreciative admirer to flatter your boobs.
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As long as they didn't also mis-translate "flatter" when they meant "flattens your boobs". That would be a crime.
 
A1Topgun said:
Note to posters:
You must scroll through ALL 243 pages of "Lets Make Friday 'Joke Day' to insure you are not posting a previous joke.
Although some are worth a re-post.
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Except he just posted it yesterday and it's on the previous page in the thread almost at the end.
 
Lol it does say chicken in small letters on the right side of the label.
 
McNuggets ingredient's list says they are made of chicken. Now you know!

Edit: Don't forget the beaks!
 
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