Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Today I went flying with an instructor friend who is from London.

I asked him if the British have a their own name for the 4th of July.

“Sure we do,” he replied. “The 4th of July.”
Anybody know what date Cinco de Mayo fell on this year? ;)
 
Aren't individuals still allowed to fly whatever flag they want if they don't mind the reactions they get?

Some reactions are violent unfortunately. But hey, as long as they don't mind, right? ;)
 
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Little Johnny and his parents live on a farm. One morning he comes down stairs and asks his mom, "What's for breakfast?"

His mom says, "Have you done your chores yet?"

Little Johnny says, "Not yet."

His mom says, "Go do your chores, and then you'll get breakfast."

So Little Johnny goes outside and kicks a chicken, then he goes and kicks a pig, then he goes and kicks a cow, and then he walks back into the house.

His mom sets a bowl of dry cereal on the table in front of him, and he says, "What's this? Why don't I get eggs and bacon, and why doesn't this cereal have any milk in it?"

His mom says, "I stood right here and watched you go out and kick the chicken, so you won't get any eggs for a month. I then watched you go kick the pig, so you won't get any bacon for a month. You then walked over to the cow, and you kicked her, so you won't get any milk for a month. You just think about what you did."

Little Johnny's dad came down the steps and kicked the cat.

Little Johnny looked up to his mom and said, "Are you gonna tell him, or should I?"
 
And if all those finance and entrepreneur professors are worth teaching us how to be super successful doing it, why are they working for the university teaching us to do it?

Eh, I'll bite on that one. I may enjoy teaching people about a subject without wanting to have that subject be my career. You can understand and teach all of the common tools/material for entrepreneurship without wanting to start up your own business. Same goes for teaching Finance. Just because I understand how to teach Personal Finance to college kids doesn't necessarily mean I want to work a Charles Schwabb, lol.
 
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