Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of our government.

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever - to 46 million people.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Dept. of the Interior, asks us, “Please Do Not Feed the Animals."

Their stated reason for the policy is because "the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”

This ends today's lesson in irony....
 
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Man this one makes me laugh. Imma hafta steal this one.
 
Call with wife
Me: “Babe I’m at Lowe’s what type of ceiling fan did you want for living room ?”
Wife: “I don’t care pick what you think looks good”
Me: “OK, you sure?”
Wife: “ It’s a fan you can’t screw that up”

The new fan:

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