Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!
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AggieMike88
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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
Mr. Pierce, I presume?
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Go grab the magnets.
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“Honey, we need to have a MAJOR talk...”
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Brilliant.
luvflyin
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Man throws TV through window of couples house, Video on the 11 o’clock Eyewitness News. Punchline aside, brilliant is an understatement.Brilliant.
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Some insults for you today 
"You must believe in reincarnation. Nothing could become as stupid as you in just one lifetime."
“New Zealanders who leave for Australia raise the IQ of both countries” ...Robert Muldoon (former NZ prime minister)
Overheard at a Canadian trades job site: "Terry, having you around is like losing three good men."
You're not completely worthless, you can always be used as a bad example
“I’m jealous of everyone who’s never met you.”
"You aren't the stupidest person on the planet. But you better hope to god they don't die."
"You were obviously educated beyond your intelligence"
“That guy is so ****ing stupid he probably thinks Algebra is a terrorist organization.”
"The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list."
Rodney Dangerfield: "Hey buddy you might wanna save your breath, you're gonna need it later for your inflatable date."
"Not all of us have been blessed with your uncomplicated perspective on matters."
“New Zealanders who leave for Australia raise the IQ of both countries” ...Robert Muldoon (former NZ prime minister)
Overheard at a Canadian trades job site: "Terry, having you around is like losing three good men."
You're not completely worthless, you can always be used as a bad example
“I’m jealous of everyone who’s never met you.”
"You aren't the stupidest person on the planet. But you better hope to god they don't die."
"You were obviously educated beyond your intelligence"
“That guy is so ****ing stupid he probably thinks Algebra is a terrorist organization.”
"The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list."
Rodney Dangerfield: "Hey buddy you might wanna save your breath, you're gonna need it later for your inflatable date."
"Not all of us have been blessed with your uncomplicated perspective on matters."
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Matthew
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Matthew
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Turns out that this isn't a joke at all:
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Matthew
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The way I heard it, "If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back then you should have left them tied up in the basement with the others."
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Anyone who sleeps like a baby doesn't have one
An alarm clock is used to scare the daylight into you
Homeowners carefully carry their trash cans to the curb in the morning ... and then the garbage man slams it around like a crash can.
An alarm clock is used to scare the daylight into you
Homeowners carefully carry their trash cans to the curb in the morning ... and then the garbage man slams it around like a crash can.
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