Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[Hawker800]

 

[Matthew]

This drove into my brother’s shop this morning:

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[Matthew]

Dad: The cows are going to sleep in the field now.
Kids: What does that have to do with anything?
Dad: It means it's "pasture bedtime".

 

[wayne]

Maybe I could put on of those stickers on the Cirrus.

 

[A Martin]

Maybe I could put on of those stickers on the Cirrus.

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So true Wayne .... nothing more organic than fossil fuels .... animals and vegetation converted under pressure .... tell that to the anti-oil folks and it drives them bananas .... hehe

 

[CharlieD3]

AKA "turn signals"

 

[AggieMike88]

Maybe I could put on of those stickers on the Cirrus.

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I need a “recycled electrons” sticker

 

[AggieMike88]

Think about it….

the water molecules in that coffee (or other beverage) you’re drinking,

has, at one time, perhaps several times over the course of history

been cycled through a whale’s kidney and out it’s urinary tract…

 

[Tarheelpilot]

Think about it….

the water molecules in that coffee (or other beverage) you’re drinking,

has, at one time, perhaps several times over the course of history

been cycled through a whale’s kidney and out it’s urinary tract…

Or @eman1200 turned bourbon into water and watered his neighbors shrubs with your coffee.

 

[eman1200]

Or @eman1200 turned bourbon into water and watered his neighbors shrubs with your coffee.

speaking of bourbon, is it stogie night yet?

 

[wayne]

speaking of bourbon, is it stogie night yet?

Maybe, but every night is bourbon night.

 

[eman1200]

Maybe, but every night is bourbon night.

you're pretty smart for a cirrus driver!

 

[wayne]

you're pretty smart for a cirrus driver!

Shhh. They might kick me out.

 

[Bill]

you're pretty smart for a cirrus driver!

He hangs out with the right crowd.

 

[Tarheelpilot]

speaking of bourbon, is it stogie night yet?

I’ll be in Vegas the rest of June. Let me know if you’re in town.

 

[CharlieD3]

On wonders...

 

[JOhnH]

On wonders...

Well, that's where bears go, isn't it?

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[JOhnH]

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I'd love to have that setup for when I am behind a driver at a stop light talking on his cell phone after the light turns green.
It wouldn't have to be real. Just flash a big bright light and make a loud swooshing sound.

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[eman1200]

I’ll be in Vegas the rest of June. Let me know if you’re in town.

‘In town’ like in Vegas? If u can get playoff hockey tickets I’ll be in Vegas!

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[Hawker800]

 

[Lycosaurus]

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[luvflyin]

If you think you are smarter than the previous Generation...
50 years ago the Owners Manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the Battery.

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

profession-specific joke:

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]